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Love to hear it, thanks. Your manager any good as well?

“he can’t be worse than Lyanco” is the lowest bar we’re setting ourselves for absolutely no reason

Pretty much. Ben Mee this Summer was the no brainer if we wanted somebody like this.

Nowhere near good enough for Everton who are maybe the only team in the league as bad as we are. At least he'll be good for Nathan Jones horrific long ball tactics from his days at Burnley eh?

(His stats from all appearances at Dinamo Zagreb)

Posted this yesterday but probably makes more sense to put it in here in case people are jumping on to find out about him. "He scored against Chelsea and AC Milan in the CL this year. He scored against West Ham and twice against Sevilla the year before, and a hattrick against Spurs the year before that. His Champions League record is 12 games, 6 goals and 1 assist. His Europa League record is 30 games, 13 goals and 6 assists. His Croatian League record is 132 games, 57 goals and 29 assists. Adding a goal and two assists in limited minutes at the World Cup this year. Even if you (somewhat fairly) want to disregard his club record, the numbers above are still very impressive. There's obviously red flags like you say when a player has just turned 30 and hasn't gone a level above Croatia in his career, but there's enough decent signs with his European record for him to be worth a punt in my eyes."

Not an ounce of accountability after a zero shot on target home loss to Forest I actually want him gone

What the actual fuck is this? Take some responsibility you fucking weirdo

Fuck this guy

0 points from Brighton, Fulham and Forest Even the most negative of us wouldn't have thought that was possible

Not a single shot on target at home to Forest We looked defeated with Ralph but we somehow look even worse after 8 weeks of this guy Not a miracle worker, thanks for letting us know Nathan

Well, on the off chance we had anybody willing to come and join us watching that game, maybe not any more.

That moment of Elyounoussi picking the ball up between the lines, turning backwards and then passing the ball away just sums him up

Hahaha Elyounoussi's sub cheered and he stays on the pitch anyway

Yet again as well, Forest have been so fucking bad this game and we're giving them 3 points Same as Wolves, same as Villa We don't make any teams earn it

Forest have done their research because they can clearly see that if you let us have the ball in front of you we will not break you down

holy fucking shit edozie is playing wing back

What the fuck is the problem with Stuart Armstrong?

That's one thing I won't criticise him for. I'd make about 8 if I could

I'm not blaming the kid specifically because it is obviously not his fault but how the fuck did we spend £12m on Mara?

We just NEVER have options in attacking areas, it's disgraceful Every week Stu and Edozie come on and it looks a little better in that regard and they're both sat on the bench

Yep. It's all rotten Jones is a horrible appointment and seemingly a shit manager but there's no fight from these players on the pitch either

One of the worst halves I've seen, and that's saying something

Literally. Can't wait to hear him tell us our expectations need to be lower and he can't perform miracles

CB > CB > CB > CB > CB > Lyanco > Forest We are truly terrible