St Will

Golf's hard enough for me right now as it is!!

Especially after I'd got to 4 under on the 2nd, then made a stupid bogey on 3. Yep, I wasn't happy. Then when I made 5 on a par 5 straight down wind (was a driver and a wedge), I was really p1ssed. Just had to hang in there after that.

hmm, slightly scared now, mad stalker man.

NEVER wear black socks with trainers. Never, never, never.

I only started playing again from Donnington Grove, I took 3 months off. The Players Club is very long, but it's ok as long it isn't blowing a gale, which is never to be fair.

Everyone on that tour talks with a very silly midlands accent, with the occasional ****ney or west country accent thrown in for good measure. So I know you're telling fibs!

No you didn't! Not if you're really called kevin peter turner anyway

lol yes! how are you both finding out about this info, I was trying to remain anonymous!

I'm happy that I missed a 2 foot putt on the 4th hole of the second round which cost me £225.....very pleased! I don't think I could have played any worse to be fair. Just got it round. Seriously, how did you find out what I was playing in?!

I always do.

Lol how did you find that one out?! I found it horrific. It was like a farmer's field with 18 flags stuck in it. Flat and boring, and it blew a hurricane on the second day.

One of the last few on the tour I've been playing on this year. The money was a disgrace this week, I barely made a profit. I can afford to play next week though, which is something!

A tournament up near Oxford

It stinks of backing up through impact and holding on for dear life so I don't hit it 50 yards left, but there ya go. Oh, and a bit of right aim, which isn't that bad a thing with a driver, but I don't think it's helping me right now. Still, managed a 7th place this week, even though I hit it like a 20 handicapper :-)

I actually think if we got to start the season again and from 0, we'd have a good shot at it.....

I've got the push fades actually. It's really annoying, especially when the wind is into and off the left. Ball goes nowhere and way right. Good job I chip and putt like a hero!

Sorry Pancake....

That's an interesting point!

Is that right Mr Negative.... Have you not hung yourself yet?! Please hurry up and go buy a rope. I'll paypal you some funds if you can't afford one. I'll even pay for some carbon offset just in case you snap the branch.

I can't argue with either of those points

How do I say this politely.....he's a different colour. Edit: he has a different skin tone!

When I saw you'd posted on this thread, I thought you'd come on to say something nice and something positive about how we've bought a new player. Oh no, how silly of me, to even think you'd ever do such a thing!

Are you gonna cry or flick one off the wrist?

Yep.

Tool. I have loads of stuff that is cluttering the house that I want to get rid of. You're the last person I would ask for advice!