S-Clarke

What is he supposed to do?

Fonte and Lovren are all over the place.

We're a good side technically, but so physically weak down the spine today. Will be and has been our undoing.

Not sure if it's because Soldado is finally playing to his value, or that Lovren is particularly inept today. But Soldado is taking him to the cleaners.

No, just **** defending.

At least Lovren won't be going anywhere soon...! A bad performance just to put off the suitors.

Nope.

Spurs are simply there for the taking, was just a matter of the score line at 2-0. Somehow we've let them back in it though. Totally different game now, need to keep it tight, defend very well, but keep hitting them on the break. That's our outlet here.

Add another 10-15m and it's a realistic price.

I simply don't get the point in Carroll. Such a non-player.

Wayne Rooney just did a beckham

Newcastle score, bullcrap.

Isn't that a quote from last year?

That's a demotion to L2 for him...

What a great goal that was.

If someone had just trod on my ******** I wouldn't even be thinking about twitter.

and a stupid one at that! He should be long gone, he's trashed that team.

90% of the problems at Utd steam from Moyes. His awful buys, his rubbish selections and his seemingly uncanny knack of putting out sides that have no shape to them at all. A disorganised rabble is one word for it.

Jay is really playing himself into contention at the moment, it has to be said. One that is to be considered for the world cup, without a doubt. Pace and honest work rate are vital ingredients in any side and young Jay gives you both of them in abundance.

Seriously, you are dying on here right now. Give it up fella, it's painful watching you! Cringeworthy stuff!

He's able to take a step back from play and watch all the movement in front of him, it's easy to forget that he was actually an AMC by trade before converting into a striker. I much prefer Lambert dropping off and feeding the movement of Jay, as opposed to Jay being isolated up top on his own - he had a great game himself, but I just think he looks a bit lost when he's up there on his own.

“Basically, one of Lovrens testicles was stepped on by another player and I’m pretty sure that one testicle is quite inflamed, quite swollen,” he said. Ouch.

He did all the right things when he came on, good passes, good movement, a good goal! (great touch!).

Stupid end to a game that should have been over after 15 mins. Norwich were there for the taking from the 1st minute, they were complete and utter trash. They've got no chance of staying up based on that. Frustrated we didn't really do anything after the first 15 mins, but the 2nd half we finished them off - but decided we'd give them a bit of a chance for some reason. 2 moments of complete madness, and all of their opportunities came through us overplaying. The 2 full backs were supurb today I thought, Clyne back to his best. Lallana had a bit of a quiet one, didn't really influence much during the time he was on. Morgan ran the show in midfield and frustratingly, as per usual, Gaston failed to impress himself upon the game against pretty gash opponents it has to be said. A good performance though, but the score line flatters Norwich by a long way.

Liverpool for me. Norwich by far the worst, how we let that trash back into it is beyond me.