Wade Garrett

He deserves the new contract, and I was his fiercest critic for most of last season. He has definitely matured as a manager. More pragmatic, which I like.

Hopefully it’s Jimmy Case or Steve Williams.

Someone said 6 goals previously, might be league goals. I wouldn’t sign Broja either.

6 goals in 2 seasons is the only stat I’m interested in.

Pervert

Bellingham was shocking last night. First touch was poor, second touch a tackle. We looked so much better with Mainoo, Palmer and Gordon. I would prefer Foden in the middle so, controversially, I wouldn’t mind if Bellingham was benched. As shit as Trippier is at left-back, the answer is not to play Trent AA right and Walker left. Trent AA is a horrendous player.

McCarthy signed again for wages and wages alone. Could be the last contract he signs.

Very tragic. Surely they can see how shit he is though. I reckon we’ll still sign a keeper.

Growers and showers my friend.

He hasn’t ripped up any trees since he left us. Personally, I would look elsewhere first.

More a state than a company to be fair.

Fucking hell, Reform have shown what a load of cunts they are today! Absolute fucking onions.

Cracking

Thought Rice was our best player. Trent AA is a shite centre-midfielder. Headscratcher that he’s preferred over Mainoo and Wharton. Even Stones is better than him in that position.

He’ll always have more England caps than Northern Ireland international Shea Charles.

Fucking knobheads. Each and every one of them. Worked for a company that was rife with the cunts and saw so many useless twats get on because of their funny fucking handshake. Pricks.

They’re whoring him out like a brass.

To be fair, it wouldn’t mean a thing for me. My only judgement of him now is based purely on how he plays.

Free transfer, can see the positives. Still hate the way he left though.

All the flats near the ground would be affordable if built. Fucking shithole of an area, wouldn’t pay more than a tenner for one.

Don’t know much about Miovski but that is a decent recommendation. Thought Morris looked decent last season as well.

He’s fucking garbage.

Rishi is the gift that keeps on giving.

Dahmer would fucking eat up opposition defences.

Turned into a big cock-waving competition for Netanyahu.