Wade Garrett

It’s not a bonkers theory. Every time he didn’t fancy it, he found a way to get subbed.

I couldn’t give a monkeys who his hero is. Mine is Jack Nicklaus but it doesn’t make me a better golfer. He has a heart the size of a pea. Personally I would get rid. However, I do understand your point of view, there is a player in there.

Not the classic green Uhlsport one that Shilton used to wear then. Modern life really is rubbish.

Walk away from this one.

Fair comment, but in Gunn and Bazunu they’ve for 8 figure fees for 2 really poor keepers. And now £20m for a striker who has achieved the square root of bugger all. Beggars belief.

Money down the drain. How do Man City do it!!

I wouldn’t. We can do better, and nobody else wants him.

Suga da da da da da da Oh Suga suga da da da da da da you like to eat sushi And you fucking hate those skate c*nts.

At least they could keep playing if the floodlights failed.

£20m for a striker with 12 goals to his name, swerved a bullet there. Would be right up there with the signings of Gunn and Baz from City. If he was at any other club, they would be lucky to get £4m for him. Would be insane, and not in a good way.

Good

Perhaps, but I doubt it. He’s made a career out of not playing that much. The sort of Stuart Taylor of centre-forwards.

I agree, it’s been pretty boring. I worry for the game if tippy tappy is the future.

Pep is to blame. It’s so fucking boring.

Got to be honest, I think we would be a better side with Toney or Watkins in Kane’s place. He’s been really poor.

Why would we resign Redmond? Extremely average and that’s being kind.

He deserves the new contract, and I was his fiercest critic for most of last season. He has definitely matured as a manager. More pragmatic, which I like.

Hopefully it’s Jimmy Case or Steve Williams.

Someone said 6 goals previously, might be league goals. I wouldn’t sign Broja either.

6 goals in 2 seasons is the only stat I’m interested in.

Pervert

Bellingham was shocking last night. First touch was poor, second touch a tackle. We looked so much better with Mainoo, Palmer and Gordon. I would prefer Foden in the middle so, controversially, I wouldn’t mind if Bellingham was benched. As shit as Trippier is at left-back, the answer is not to play Trent AA right and Walker left. Trent AA is a horrendous player.

McCarthy signed again for wages and wages alone. Could be the last contract he signs.

Very tragic. Surely they can see how shit he is though. I reckon we’ll still sign a keeper.

Growers and showers my friend.