Thorpe-le-Saint

FRUIT?! That is the worse thing to give someone who has the ****s! I've had salmonella so I know what you're going through. If you can stomach it try some vitamin tablets and just drink plenty of water, although you're probably bringing that up as well? After about 7 days of non stop S&D I was able to manage one digestive...hopefully yours clears up long before then! FYI, if you continue to have 'the runs' long after you can stomach food, get up the doctors. My salmonella brought to the fore Ulcerative Colitis, which I suspect I suffered from mildly before that.

"Builders" from Morrisons. Pwopa tea!

I flicked over to it by accident looking for RoI v N.I and was greeting by Ian Brown butchering arguably one of the best songs The Stone Roses ever did. Bril. Also, 40,000 fans...either they don't like him, or it just shows that 30,000 of them are plastics (but then we knew that already I guess!)

Do we want to see England in this? Why/why not etc? Personally, I think it has to be a hell of a lot more worthwhile than some of the pointless friendlies we play as a nation.

******** to him, drop him off at the next bus stop and move on.

I adopted an Orca for a few years and got updates when it returned to Nova Scotia every year

We'll finish 6th, easy.

Dear Christians, Isn't the world supposed to end tomorrow or something? Surely you will be donating all your cash to Red Cross if you're a true believer?

Had my ST in block 1 before they closed it. Personally I don't think you can beat it in the Itchen corner.

You know what they say about assuming...

Forest and Cardiff are both good aways - hopefully Swansea go up as that was a nightmare last time we went there!

Oh who gives a ****. The only people that care about these sorts of things often have so little going on in their own lives that in order to feel special and part of a community they desire some overblown flag waving. Grow up and go find some friends FFS.

I wouldn't worry, were on the up: they are not.

Surely we can benefit from their fire sale?

Arguably it could be sooner; as soon as that Sheikh loses interest with his little play thing that is Man City, they will cease to exist.

"In about 20 seconds, this fart is going to knock Reed unconscious!"

Don't they have this system at Ajax?

I see Keys is still stuck in his 'only the 'big 4' are proper clubs' bubble from his Sky days.

Blackpool for the massive **** up West Ham is nice and easy from Essex Blackburn as I need to exercise some demons up there from the year we got relegated.

I can confirm that someone did take Richardson out, not on purpose though obviously. Quite evidently slipped on the grass

I bet the stewards and police are loving the fact it is going to heavily rain tomorrow. The pitch invasion will no doubt now be half arsed.

Either has to 'Ribs n Rump' in Sydney or Marcus Wareing at The Berkeley.

Ooooooooh Idiakez is now confirmed! Big name from our past...

Excellent news tonight coming out of the BBC... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13273932 The more services that stay public, the better. Public services should not, and should never be, about returning profit.

Oh cheer up you miserable sod, no wonder why you're anti-Olympics. I've not doubt that with my hangover the screaming kids will do my head in, but to see the man (WGS) who, apart from the Alan Ball era, gave me some the best times watching Saints, it'll just be a nice bit of fun to round off a successful season.