CB Saint

Hey bear Are you going to have a set time each day when you post up the next chapter. It would save me keep having to come back to check and it would be a bit like jackanory. "well gays, are you all sitting comfortably? Then we'll begin..."

Didn't think they would knacker the deal that quickly

Seems disproportionate use of resources, although they may be stamping on it now so it doesn't develop into a bigger, more unmanageable problem

Well there is always the sister. He obviously fancied her.

As opposed to any other politician? He is great at a local level, however he is going to need a couple of ministerial roles to show us he can deliver at a more serious level. Still think it is all part of a long term strategy for him

This has the potential to be the greatest thread ever. Especially after reading some of the drivel being posted on the main board at the moment.

Are you miltonroader in disguise?

Sorry fitzhugh, there is absolutely no room on this forum for positivity. Unless you have a knife in your hand, you are not welcome. Btw I completely agree with you.

Not really, although there does seem to be a rather hysterical reaction across a number of threads. A little bit too soon for panic imo. I have obviously been reading too many of turkish's posts to come up with "bed wetters" comment. P.S. Don't forget to change the sheets.

We sold out years ago

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/19866191

With the sheer number of bed wetters on the main board at the moment, WUMs like the OP are having a field day. Shooting fish in a barrel springs to mind.

Kilroy silk Ed balls Alan carr Sandy togsvic (whatever her ffling name is)

Feel a little bit Ill reading that

I will raise you with Clegg / Cable Christ it's depressing, isn't it.

Aka "three flips"

If I were to take a punt at what going on I would suggest that we have borrowed money to fund our transfer window because the £60m from the EPL isn't paid out in one lump sum - i.e. a cashflow loan. It has come from a BVI company because that is the most tax efficient vehicle for the company making the loan - I t appears that they do this with other clubs. I t has then been secured against next years income because that is the earliest income available after the point the loan becomes repayable, however it is our intention to repay by the end of the season. All in my humble opinion of course.

Are we dead yet?

I have to admire their ambition - decontaminate Portsmouth - that's a massive job.

It was Balls who went to havard and oxford, as well as private school.

Any coincidence that Justine Greening has been shunted off to the International Development slot in the reshuffle where she can do less damage?

I really despair with public sector procurement - they must be some of the most inept, gormless fools on the planet.

Did Chanrai really need a PR agency to come up with those answers?

you are right, introduced in 2007, must have missed that one Any hoos...£650k isn't loads

£325k is hardly loads. Money passing between spouses is completely exempt, however, unless the first dead person of a couple passes the money to a child then the allowance is lost.