CB Saint

The best way to drink alcohol free lager is to turn it into a shandy.

This is one of those rare moments that you root for United

he looked absolutely gutted when he had to go off, anyone know what he has done

Would rather go on Friday night than Monday

So where is he at on the sh1tometer this week?

Sounds like we ought to poach celtic's head of recruitment. Save ourselves a fortune

Surfing with the alien by joe satriani which pretty much all guitar solo.

Some I understand, but what is so bad about female ejaculation?

Love cooking I have knife skills like a ninja

He is hardly going to say "he is an absolute t0sser and is the cr4ppiest keeper ever to pull on an England jersey. If only Boruc was English"

The issue with Torres is that he will need an extended run in the side to get back any semblance of sharpness and confidence - question is , can we put up with zero return for seven or eight (maybe more) games whilst he does so. This is right up saggy's street - and qpr are daft enough to pay his wages

He is completely unplayable where he is currently sat.

Have three, then statistically one should be ok, the others you can point in the direction of old trafford.

They are not plastic, they are deluded. I'm sure rallyboy will gladly fill in the details.

Switch the n and m keys on the keyboard Love the iconic gag - might do this myself

Plastic apologist

There are different grades of plastics Those who have no connection to the club other that they are successful Those who never go to home games Those who go to the odd game and wangle their way into the cup finals Those who go to home games and sit in the Chapel Those who go to home games but leave early

Left handed / both handed drinking - declare a period eg for the next half an hour that you can only drink with your left hand / both hands - Anyone caught has to neck whatever is left in the glass they were holding. Sounds easy. I have seen someone get this wrong with a jug of pimms

My old man bought mum a sewing machine one christmas, and she has never let him forget it - 35 years on!!! Persevering with home appliances, the next year he bought her a kenwood chef. This time the cunning sod wrapped up the the mixing bowl separately and said it was a present from my brother and I so that any potential fallout headed in his direction would be dampened by mum's maternal gratitude to us.

Sterling is alright providing you accept that defensively he is going to do nowt. Several times the Basel fullback just ran past him with the ball and he just stood and watched.

Aarrrrrhhhhhhh hhhaaaahhhaaaaahhhaaaaaa

Shut up Townsend you abject *****

Mulberry handbag did the trick last year

What that fu**** fails to comprehend is the concept of intent. Markovic meant to do it, just because he almost missed is no excuse.

Now Lovren on a yellow