CB Saint

Ahem!

Rather no one did it, however in the absence of widespread honesty, if it keeps us up this year, I would add Tom daly to the coaching staff.

Holy ****e, what a game. Worried about the casualty count tho

Easy easy easy

Yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeesssssssss

Halsey you blind t wat the five minutes are up

Just shat a brick

"I hope you are enjoying this at home" wtf? No I am not

As villa are demonstrating ffs

Come on saints, stop trying to give them hope

Queen, ac / dc, guns n roses (when they finally decided to come on stage) However for sheer unexpected entertainment.. Cypress hill, public image limited

This thread has reminded me of a Mark Twain quote “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience"

In that case we should create an economic and pseudo- political alliance with the Brics considering that is where all the money / future growth is and leave the EU to implode. Wouldn't it be better to be a small fish in a very big prosperous pond than a big (but largely ignored) fish in a small disfunctional swamp. As for the US - if they are so keen to use us as their mouth piece in the EU, how about ponying up some of the £8bn we have to toss in every year.

Stick dumbo in goal - not much will get by those ears. Outfield - go for the seven dwarves - already bonded as a team and low centres of gravity ala messi

I imagine there will be at least 20 league 1 clubs who will be delighted to see pompey in the bottom 4

Where did you get the figures from - at first glance they look too high. The deficit is running in the £120 - £140 bn range and the total debt is around £2tn depending on what is included I think you have one too many noughts on your numbers

Ok, just had this http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/skinny_beef_lasagne_87277 Blooming lovely

Knee not recovered from op in October dispite consultant assurances. Going to have to cancel. Mega mega ball bags.

To be fair, given some of the inept keeping performances we've seen this season, he'd fit right in.

Sounds like your theme tune should be, "we are Southampton, we vvank where we want"

They tried but the failed. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-20911373

whilst littlejohn does spout a lot of guff, he has raised some valid points here. the problem is, the police are so teerified of the media that they have to demonstrate results from time to time. B cause this is such a massive enquiry that uis costing god knows how much money, they have to show some progress otherwise the press will hammer them. i hope they have got some o these nicks right because, innocent or not, the likes of Davidson and Cliffords reputations will be ruined by association.

King of shaves

I wonder why he said this... http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/stop-the-witch-hunt-for-jimmy-saviles-1403707