CB Saint

It is not possible for guly to do anything right.

These jokes are prosthetic

I suspect that this will have the same affect on the romanian beef industry as what happened to the Austrian wine industry when they found anti freeze in it. My parents generation still won't touch the stuff 30 years on

Love all pies, however must be short crust pastry - you can shove your poof pastry up your 4rse

Had one done in October - had a couple of complication (nicked vein in knee) was diving within 4 weeks and the idea was to go skinng within 12 weeks. Unfortunately had a secondary inflammation which meant a long period of rest and resulting in muscle degradation in thigh therefore no skiing. Leg is on the mend again so it does get better in the end. My advice is to do the physio routines religously - I was even doing it in my office much to the mirth and merriment of my staff - but it is worth it

Peanut butter marmite cheese

This. In fact I still cannot find the wagon I fell off in January, let alone trying to get back on it.

The prawn sandwiches are pretty good.

How about the start of the season We outplayed city and lost we outplayed united and lost I think there is enough balance

Always liked the bloke. Calm assured ball playing CB.

If only draws we're marked down as " O"s

Easy easy easy

Aaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhh you bloody beauties

Blow the effing whistle atkinson

This would be worth another boruc time wasting special

**** off Atkinson with your 5 minutes

We've now scored 5 of the 24 goals that man city have shipped this year.

Gooooooooaaaaaaalllllllllllll

Ahhh, fuc nuts

Nah, today it is "what we don't won't to do is defend too deep".

Just got back, good times. Thanks for the tips Phil. You failed to mentioned that the taxi drivers are mental. I have been to a lot of tin pot countries but this lot take the biscuit. I actually put my hands over my eyes at one near miss.

What a week to go away and have to catch up. I'm knackered.

In other words it will take HR two season to bankrupt them instead of 6 months

It hurts the smaller clubs.

So basically 14 pages of F*** all