CB Saint

eat garlic and lots of beer - breathe over tosspot in front when they recline, stop when their seat is in upright Alternatively start fa rting

let me know if you want to share the driving

Stuff a load of odd shaped items in the pocket - apples are good Put you tray tble up and down forcibly and repeatly during the flight When you get out of your seat (many times) put as much weight on the top of the seat as possible and bounce seat up and down - when they complain apologise and say it is a bit difficult to get out with their seat so far back. Pray that you get put in front of them on the return flight and repay favour

Just marry a tiny bird then you can offset your extra pounds. Problem solved

Sounds like we should force feed anyone over the age of 60 a high transfat, high salt diet and solve the pension crisis at the same time.

Although there are no rules re this, the fourth Thursday rule is a good precedent and will probably be referred too when the penalty is finally applied

Your the F***king idiot for not being born rich, your dad's a f***ing idiot for not working hard enough so you could be born rich.

Or the England team for Friday

I sit in that mid thirties to mid forties bracket. I am not going to have it as good as my parents because they have had the full benefit of final salary pensions and extraordinary house price increases (about 30 fold in the last 45 years) , however I will be considerably better of than the likes of saintandy and super mikey, who have huge student debts, mind boggling house prices and an aged population to support.

It will be Ed Balls theatrical shaking of the head that will irritate me - the most punchable face in politics

Because you are the only ones left with any money - the rest of us are potless

Toasted with as much butter as I can put on it without the missus nagging.

This. Have the 46" 8000 series - just brilliant. And practically the same size as the 37" panasonic plasma that it replaced. Also the best looking telly when not turned on

Who cares.

In the words of bricktop Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me.

My Missus was talking about these. One of the commercial applications talked about wll be that google will track your browsing history and your phone, so that when you enter a store, a sales assistant wearing these glasses will be able to identify you greet you by name and start trying to sell you what you have browsing on their website. I can just see the conversation as me and Mrs CB walk into Boots "Hello mr CB, I see you have an healthy interest in porn, would you like some lube" Cue clip round ear from Mrs CB.

From where I was sat, it look like Suarez gave jos a shove

What a game. Best atmosphere this season, even the centre Kingsland were singing. Thought we were going to have one of those days when shaw passed directly to their striker in the first minute

Piracy on the TSW. the muppets have hijacked another main board thread. Have to say I quite like the idea of bringing the more interesting threads from the main board to theTMS, saves wading through all that squawking and means that I only have to visit here and the lounge. If the matchday thread could be wrestled away from the main board life would be perfect.

This My first reaction was "is that it?"

Pink eye is fine. When it goes red, nip off to the clinic.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21785103 Here we go again.

Remind me never to go to Peru

Nah, way off the mark, far too sensible for this thread. Not even a personal insult. Terrible post.

Perhaps her name is wanda