CB Saint

Those that are conjured up from a bit of skill which make your jaw drop. e.g. The Roberto Carlos free kick

Yesterday I would have said no, however I am halfway through my first day back at work and the answer is a resounding yes. Kill, maim,.....

God, this!! I have one of our enlightened brethren who sits behind me doing this all game. What exactly is Maya or Fonte supposed to do if they have their back to the opposion and are being pressed by a striker - the keeper is there as a option so we use it. It's not negative, it's clever keep ball footie. After all, the opposition can't score if we've got the ball. I would love to know just how many of the long balls result in our possesion - sure RL might be first to a flick on, but more often than not the other side come up with the ball.

Probably totally unenforceable as well

My seven year old nephew said yesterday that guly played well - out of the mouth of babes and all that.

Eating less is rubbish - I'm starving

Get fit, drink less, eat less, stop frittering away time The second one should be easy considering how I feel at the moment, although I do have the munchies right now, so that's three out the window.

Rolf harris maggie phillip Muhammad Ali

Friends, rib of beef, several bottles of st emillion.

Have the Samsung, 46" 8000 series - brilliant telly. Previously had a 37" Panasonic plasma, and there is simply no comparison. Also there is almost no difference in size between the two. If you havent got a surround system ( or, if like me, the missus won't have "all those speakers cluttering up the room") get a sound bar, (Yamaha in my case) Richer sounds had some good deals, they gave us a 5 yr warranty, a free blue ray player and samsung threw in a galaxy tab 2.0.

Confused why Jessica Ennis got a cbe and Andy Murray only got an obe. Surely murrays achievements this years rank more highly. I think that sports star should only be recognised after they retire, that way there is less emotional decision making.

Option 3 Cannot believe you are asking us! Oh, and disown the friends, and the wife for bringing it back. Burn everything it's touched, acid bath your hands and declare a three mile exclusion zone around it.

Sellotape, the missus used it all up and failed to consider that her presents may not be wrapped yet. Choice of insulating tape, gaffer tape or a trip to the shops. Hmm...

Bloody hell, DD. you need to go back out to sea. You are becoming a manic depressive.

So if the lucky recipient of the scratch card wins the million quid, will you be pleased for them or will it be ffs

So Williams shouldn't have done it (although gooners may disagree) and fergie went a bit ott. Two observations, Rooney said I think it's one of those things," he said. "The whistle's gone, the defenders gone to clear and it's hit him in the head. I think [it was] probably the right decision from the referee." Also, given how prem footballers writhe in agony at the slightest touch, you can see how much pain they can stand when their only thought is to throttle the opposition, instead of conning the ref.

Well I bloody hope Guly doesn't. You would have to confiscate his belt and shoelaces.

I would like to buy xavi, iniesta and messi, but that's not likely either

Strange that when he was injured we were terrible, and as soon as he came back we started winning. Ah coincidences, you got to love them.

Well that was ****e

Biggest. Tool. Ever.

What the f... are all you lot doing in my afterlife. This is what hell must look like. Beginning to wish i had said a few hail Marys when i woke up this morning.

My death has been a massive anti-climax. If this is the afterlife, I want a refund. it's full of the same miserable B4stards as my previous existence.

I would imagine that the collective term for a succession of ineptocracies would be.. a despair of ineptocracies

Oi phil, you dead yet?