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Happy with that... Everton looked pretty solid second half.

Their goal keeping coach has left the club.

Aids.

The smartest thing the phew ever did was chase Chinnys brother down the road threatening him..... really endeered themselves to the man holding the noose..... hahahahahhahaah

7 days into the 2013 callendar and there are only 3 players on it still at the club... amazing!!!!

I dunno, I doubt there's much in it financially between league 1 and 2... The tv money (or what little there is that far down) isn't that different.. They will still get the same gates (roughly) of around 10-11k... Even if they play poorly.... Wages should be a bit less for them and that will probably balance out slightly cheaper tickets. If they can get the costs right down and debts (lol) paid off, they should be able to offer ok wages for the division.... Of course, the biggest problem is all the historic stuff, that's really going to cripple them...... Oh, any unforeseen stuff, like the stadium being refused a saftey certificate will really **** them over, as I doubt there will be any contingency funds.

Sounds like the trust have changed their bid... Announcement next week....

Hahahahaha

This is possibly the worst game of football I have ever seen....

Free to leave when their contracts expire.. think the majority of 1 monthers are up on the 16th. They have loaned the players out to get them off the wage bill and bring in different players.

****! I thought Mir was just rubbish at her job, I didn't realise its a standard trait!

They really are ****ing mental.... This was on the sa forums.... Alright, I'm coming up with 138,925 public, private, and post-secondary schools in the United States. Assuming three guards to cover the full school day (buses start arriving around 6:30, you'll need at least two guards there during the day so that their is coverage during lunch breaks, bathroom breaks, etc., at least one guard during basketball and football games and other post-school activities), at the median security guard salary of $31,000 annually, plus the cost of benefits bringing the average cost per guard up to around $35,000, you're looking at $14,587,125,000 annually for security guards in each school. Given that the median cost for a child's health insurance is around $940 a year, you could insure every one of the 7 million uninsured children in the United States twice for this amount of money. This would prevent 850 child deaths a year, compared with the around ~50 child deaths due to school shootings annually. Given that it's children you're worried about and not your guns, I trust you'll support a universal healthcare program for every child under the age of 18? It will cost less than half the cost of hiring security guards for every school and save around 9 times more lives. Citations: http://nces.ed.gov/f...splay.asp?id=84 http://www.indeed.co...ty-Officer.html http://www.cnpp.usda...CRC/crc2011.pdf http://www.census.go...highlights.html http://healthland.ti...ildrens-deaths/ http://en.wikipedia....ed_States#2010s

Which is ironic considering a submarine is a massive phallus full of seamen......

Do what???? You do know satellite is a passive technology just like normal TV don't you??

I snowboard and the only on piste runs I've ever found remotely "tough" are mogul fields as they kill my knees... Apart from that I can pretty much straight line down any slope. Off piste I can handle most things... Not been for 5 years though due to kids...

I would cup the balls and caress them as I massaged the shaft.

Neil Allen‏@pn_neil_allen Uncomfortable scenes outside court with some #Pompey fans confronting Kushnir and D Chainrai and chasing them off down the road with flags. hahahahahha

“@NabilHassan79: Just spoke to Portpin, they say adjournment was administrator PKF's decision. Portpin are ready to proceed with the case. #Pompey” Is that the blender getting plugged in?!?!

Uh oh!! Doesn't sound good (for the pdt)

Probably something dull like the judge having o do a different case or something..

Funny thing is his brothers. A die hard saints fan...

LOL! Their new super dooper keeper from Oldham has been recalled... after just one game.... christ home embarassing is that? Your first choice keeper recalled by ****ing Oldham?!?!?

Yes! Clean sheet!!!

That's a 3-1 win to the Barcodes then!

Andy4 11:17 AM on 22/11/2012 Marriott is £175 a night including breakfast, so thats £5250 a player per month bot including dinner pr pay per view movies!!! Laughable story and to help the club out i have 2 spare rooms i will do B&B for £1000 a month per room! Nah, the Marriott is £90 a night on business rates.....