benjii

Yep. Too many tiresome, humourless gimps on here now. I'm only here for the pussy.

We march on! We march on!

I do a 4,000 mile trip (8,000 round) for each home game and I don't eat for 24 hours before or after.

FFS!

Take a look at British Best (@BRITISH_BEST_): https://twitter.com/BRITISH_BEST_?s=09 This one is usually good value.

To out humourless bores. It's doing a top job.

Yeah, the way he fashioned that goal for himself was pure class.

Fortunately it's not that hard to avoid parish councillors, the very old and those from areas where people fly England flags.

Went back home and made love to the wife. First class.

Faz's bid for Most Tiresome Poster 19/20 is going well, I see. Sadoldgit must be worried.

I like him. It's a big ask for a young lad who's never played top flight to be your main goal scorer though. But I am pleased we signed him.

Scissor tackle. Same as the one Mane did on him (no foul, no card).

I don't think anyone has said that.

Serial killing falls between throwing objects / violence and agist abuse. 7 match ban (per victim).

That's utter gash, mate. You just deflect it with the inside of your foot. Look at Aguero's goal yesterday. Hit that with the outside of your right boot?

£200 well spent! Did he exercise his additional opportunity to purchase?

Don't know but we could really do with at least six points from the next four games!

Exactly. That’s why we should have kept Reed or Lemina (on the basis that Gao’s treading water strategy won’t allow us to sign anyone).

They're so much better than Liverpool. Not sure how they've managed to mess up the Champions League

Just heard Spurs fans singing about "Yids" so texted in to be on the safe side. I don't know if we deal with other team's hate-criminals but they need to check their privilege too.

I thought he looked decent enough today. If we are playing with more than two attacking players then he will get chances. Unfortunately, we are so lacking in quality down the spine of the team that we seem to need to set up with 8 solid grafters to have any chance if being competitive in most matches.

I hate our club at the moment. Owned by a clueless chancer, run by well-meaning simpletons.

What was that crap from Valery?

It was more dangerous.

Can't miss those. FFS.