benjii

I've got a Btec in it.

He's a wide midfielder FFS.

For virtually every year in our mutual existences, we have been a better team than Bournemouth. There's nothing arrogant at all about observing that the yardstick of a point at Dean Court is a bit sad.

Instant, tell me about the ladyboys.

What's with the owl? Did she have an owl jacket and then add the words or can you get an animal print xenophobe jacket? Or did she have the xenophobe coat and decide to add the owl? These questions need answering.

What makes you think he's clever?

Yeah, that was a bellend tweet. 5 wins in 40. Fans are giving them an easy ride.

BWP is MLS MVP.

FFS, just as we've reached the holy land of 44 fackin 2.

But did anyone get chopped up and dissolved in acid on the spur of the moment? I know how these things can escalate.

Yeah, I think it's clear that, putting us aside, the relegated teams will come from Cardiff, Fulham, Huddersfield and Newcastle. It will take a pretty major screw up by anyone else to finish below that lot. Brighton, Burnley and Bournemouth are poor top flight teams but they manage to find wins often enough. Palace should have enough. I fancy Wolves to do worse than people seem to expect but to get over the line. So if we don't beat some of that first group at home we really are going to struggle. Screw up next week and I think we've got to take action.

Are you a news organisation with nothing to say about Brexit this week? We've got the answer! Head up to a northern town and do a short piece to camera with an idiot! A pub (the flatter the roof, the better) or a depressed town centre (think Barnsley, Stoke. Middlesbrough etc.) will provide no shortage of willing simpletons. If in doubt, look out for bull-terrier like dogs.

That's all fine, and I don't disagree, but you should still grind the odd win out. A scrappy one nil following a bundle from a corner or something like that. One win every 8 games is pathetic. It's up there with the worst ever PL teams, in terms of points return over a season. Bournemouth, Brighton and Burnley don't really have better players than us, ability wise. But they have much, much, better mentality and character.

5 wins in 40.

Let me guess... we've completely surrendered midfield and it's all really scrappy and ragged?

Bertrand been a bellend again?

Dizzy heights.

**** off Mumbai! **** off Mumbai!

Isn't it called Mumbai now?

The Republic should have thought of this before they joined the EU innit!

It's both. And even then there will still be an issue with leadership above the manager. But that doesn't mean the manager is absolved from doing a bad job. Our defensive set up has been all over the place this season. We have an unhealthy interest in playing a 4 across midfield and we can't manage games.

Looks like it. Probably knows it's a rudderless ship with our clueless board and owners.

There's a reason for that!

It's obvious we are trying to force Yoshida out before his sale value gets too low.

Utterly horrific.