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He's scored 150 goals in 300 league games, but OK.

He will have a good career but I don't see a top team coming in for him yet. The best JWP could get was WHU, FFS. If he doesn't fancy a year in the Champ then I wouldn't be surprised if he's loaned out next season, in the hope he can play for us in the PL the following year.

Lestah have lost 5 out of 7 since sacking Cooper. Which I'm pleased about because I can't stand that club.

Don't forget BBD!!

But if the lesson is, "brutally cull poor players" then, yes, I agree. Not adding proper strength compared to last season in centre mid, centre back and centre forward (we're actually worse, without Che) was idiotic.

Chat GMT.

Wish we had JWP.

Oh Christ, Sulemana coming on.

Has Iain Dowie had a head injury?

Also, in terms of process, that is exactly the sort of situation where it makes sense for the ref to take a look at the screen. Very hard to see what's going on in real time, so take a look.

Indeed! Definitely more of a foul here than then.

If weren't already down, yeah maybe. But seeing as we are, it's a waste of time.

Shit song.

On the subject of heroism, posthumous awards due to the pilots and crew who, despite being shot, having their GPS jammed and refused an emergency landing by those Russian cunts, managed to fly over the sea and save half the passengers.

Onuachu, wooo-oo-oo Onuachu, wooo-oo-oo He's from Owerri His legs are smooth and not hairy Onuachu, woo-oo-oo

He's Tall He's Paul He looks after the ball Tall Paul, Tall Paul Or.... Score a goal Onuachu We will love you more than you will know Oh, oh, oh

That's Metallica!

He got a red card for that?!

This, although I'd probably start with Lallana instead of Dibbling. I think asking Dibbs to play No. 10 is too much pressure just now.

Solid.

I'd rather have Neil McCann. I said it.

I think, "you what, mush?".

Maybe we do? Doing it in training isn't the same as executing under pressure in a match. Lee Holmes could probably bury it 8 times out of 10 in training, but he ain't Mo Salah!

Yep, Edozie (and probably SAA, frankly) would surely have done better than thos guys?

If that clause is there, it's really for our benefit. If Juric turns out shite and we get stuffed regularly between now and the end of the season, I'm not sure people will be clamouring for him to stay next season.