benjii

Ran the perimeter of the pitch, windmilling like a madman.

Lol at Dibling's interview. Treated the questions with the contempt they deserved. #class

Like Neil Shipperley after a drive past a school.

Cogito ergo recyclum ad backus.

Where has this notion that Lallana is a deep lying midfielder come from?

He'll be one of the best midfielders in the division next year, though.

Ah, up yours Joe Allllan. You mess with sheep.

Armstrong "got 24 in all competitions in the Championship last year".

Playing against Premier League players.

Those situations are when Sulemana actually uses his pace well. Quick give and go. Same as v Leeds last season. He doesn't need to take the ball with him!

I take that back.

Far from it. Embarrassing long ball crap.

Creakier than David Hirst's knee.

Atmosphere is electric.

Honestly, do yourselves a favour and watch the Arsenal match instead.

The ref in the Arse match has made a strong case for VAR.

BBC Wales bud.

Deformity capital of Britain. Good place if you've got a hot cousin, though.

I believe this was the match where Alan Blayney did the best ever save.

Was Leandre Griffit?

Sounds like a job for Shoehorn Jack.

Who says that?

Obviously there will be debates as to whether this is climate-related or not, but the potential actual destruction of swathes of America's second city may help to focus attention.

It wasn't me.