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Hopefully he's not even that good.

Hopefully he doesn't start trying to build villages on other teams' training grounds.

He's a bit of a funny head on him, so he has. But I'll let it slide.

Nah. Just Hojbjerg with smoother edges.

She can gobble my knob.

Said before that I think Aribo will end up staying. Too expensive for EFL or Scotland, not attractive to Prem teams. Probably too expensive for Turkey too so it's Saudi or stay put.

Pretty good at everything but excellent at nothing. Enjoy relegation.

She could trigger my extension.

I'd like to smash her transfer record. I'd slam her window shut. Etc.

Stephens, Quarshie, Edwards, Wood. Still have a bit of cover before dipping into the full backs. Personally, I'd be happy enough with Taylor there in a 3. I think THB is one of those that I wouldn't actively want to leave, but if someone will pay a good fee, it's probably not a bad sale.

If we do get promoted this year, it will be with quite a young squad and quite a few of our players will have potential for big moves if they do OK in the PL. On that basis, you would like to think we've learned our lesson and would target a small number of really top signings through the spine of the team. If Ramsdale comes back, that saves us a transfer fee, so we should focus on CB, CM and striker. Rambo Mads -THB/Quarshie-NEW--Mann/Well -----Charles-Janker---NEW----- Fellows/Robinson-NEW-Azaz/Scienza Managed competently, that would at least be competitive, albeit scope to improve at full back. Competition from Bazza, Edwards, Stephens, Matsuki, Sesay, Downes, Archer, Fraser, brings squad up to 23. Try a couple of speculative "for the future" signings at full back. Raise some funds from Bree, Suga, Wood, one of the left backs if Taylor still here, Armstrong and Stewart or Downes. Would still be a tough season but would hopefully get closer to 35 points than 12!

What a day! We signed.... no one.

No thank you, dear.

Read the thread ya lazy cunt.

I donnnntttt belieeeeevvve it. Here's a thing: If you're under 30 and reading this, do you have any idea a wahgwan?

Dildo.

Assuming the new lot aren't ready, I'd go with: ---Macca (but will be Bazman)--- ------THB---Jacko---Nigel------ Mads---Charles--Downes---Taylor ---------------Fraser------------ ------Stewart-------Archer------ Sub: Baz, Wood, Ronnie, Manning, Sesay, Mat-ski, Robbo, Downs, Armstrong

Yeah, but we know Fraser would have limited impact if we got promoted and also has no sale value. If this guy is mustard and wants to join we'd be silly to pass.

Last time I was in there, some old scruff was ordering a drink at the bar. Unbeknownst to the bar man, he was Billy Bollocks naked under the bar.

Which part of Ireland is Matski from?

That's an absolute Susan Boyle of a quiz question.

Being outshone by Wee Man anyway.

Exactly. Chinese Proverb: "Jewel in sea of shit, shine bright. Jewel on crown of emperor, disappear." I don't think he'll make the slightest difference to them. JWP is better.