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Tad hysterical but that's hardly surprising.

Probably typed the wrong name by mistake. #hissyfit

Does this mean COle is leaving West Ham? In other words, they will be weaker. Happy days.

I must have missed the bit where the cheap Jonathan Forte did something bad for the club. I do recall when he scored the two goals against MK Dons. "Failure to sign Elliot Ward" - we decided not to sign him you spanner. How is that a "failure"? On that basis we have failed to sign Plymouth's third choice 'keeper but that's hardly a bad thing. "Renewing Jaidi's contract" - seriously, now you've lost the plot completely haven't you? Explain what the problem is there. ****ing mentalist.

You're a ****.

Exactly. Football is populated with loud mouthed idiots. Being lectured on "the way to do business" by Warnock...

A very accurate assessment. Every window we have the same gash spouted on here and every window, so far, the club has delivered the goods.

Sturridge

I'll gain an insight into the important factors influencing football transfers?

Gorkks himself told someone it was all agreed and we pulled out FFS. No need for all the half-brained altetnative theories.

No. hth. "clunge" predates the Inbetweeners as a word for the gash.

Could this play a part in our dealings? FWIW, I think there's a good amount of hot, moist clunge in Soton. Sure, much of that is inexperienced at the highest level but I see much temptation about town. Compare it to a northern town where the gash is sweaty fatty boom boom and addicted to chips and I think our sleek, warm, tight otter's pockets stand us in good stead. What do you thnk, Saints fans?

Just backs up that we decided against him. We obviously wanted to be in a position to sign him, or to be seen to be in a position to sign him, but decided against it.

Comments made. Apparently we pulled out of the Gorkss deal. Apparently we decided not to pursue Sharpe. Jemal was agreed already to sign but there was a dispute at the last minute. Sounds like he's a strange character. Of the 3, we agreed terms with two and could've signed them if we wanted to. Not sure about Sharpe.

If we'd wanted to close them we would've done.

Just ignore him. He is either mentally ill or a bellend. Either way, he shouldn't be encouraged.

That must be especially trying over there.

That's harsh. Sorry.

I assume you didn't make it to many Saints games last season?

Yeah, I reckon Swindon. Also at West Ham.

I'm not denying we want one. I'm denying we need one. Which is why we won't be shafted over a particular player.

No he didn't.

Not sure how you work that out. We would obviously like to have one, as would I, but only stupid or needy clubs pay silly money for players. We are neither.

We don't even need a striker so paying well over the odds for one seems like a particularly stupid plan.

A steward told me all this 4 years ago.