I thought Phil was actually working with LifelongCherryPip?
He certainly seemed to like giving that impression, from memory? Apologies if I have recalled things incorrectly.
Yeah, you'd think a completely unspectacular bog-average player would be pretty chuffed with life pootling around talking about football but he does seem quite angry.
Your point is prefectly valid though.
To say "you can't go elsewhere" is basically to say you have some sort of pathological problem that prevents you from not buying a Saints ticket. Well, that's your problem; not the club's.