benjii

This would be a serious statement of intent. Rumour has it Nic's already made the call. Please, PLEASE don't pm me because I'm sworn to secrecy but let's just say if you're getting your nipper a strip for Xmas let's hope the club shop hasn't run out of Ks, Es, As, Ns and Es! Whoops, said too much....

wotevaz!!11

Temporarily, perhaps.

You must be joking right?! League One defenders would make him look like a clown. Although they are much worse than Premier League defenders they still would!!! Jeeeeezz!!!!!

I've got some sort of dope pipe. It came into my possession serendipitously really. It used to do the rounds at school parties and I guess whoever owned it lost track of it (goodness knows how that could have happened) and I have no idea who it actually belongs to. Quite a nice wooden thing with some gold embellishments. I don't use it but it's kind of cool.

No, no, just playing with words. That isn't a euphemism either. I'm not Bill Clinton. Neither is that.

Sex shows and prossies. HTH.

Oh yeah, I see, the clue is in the name! I have visited. "The Final Countdown" can no longer be listened to in a clean way.

It's not. He is George and he is seeing Martin.

I have the urge to have a bit of a smoke about two or three times a year too. I like the taste of the big cigars but they require a fair amount of commitment given how long it takes to smoke the things!

This is a reasonable graphical representation of my dream:

Spoken like a cold, wizened old queen.

I find leaving the tv on helps immeasurably when trying to watch something.

Is that a South American brand?

The Homework thread has reminded me of my days at university when, whilst studying in the final year of my first degree, I would often recline in my room with a glass of red wine and a cigar. I found them both to be rather pleasant and relaxing and to pump my creative pistons, as it were, to a certain extent. Anyone on here like the cigar? I am thinking of taking it up again; only casually, mind.

That's a very good point actually (although we all know the vote was a stitch up in any case).

That and a sore wrist.

And just what the hell makes you the expert? ****ing internet know-it-alls really get my goat.

Well done, sir. May your job fortunes continue to shine.

Licktener.

Mehbe, although if you have such a thing as "overtime" you are probably still on peanuts

I think I used to get about an hour to an hour and a half set each day when I was in First Form. Of course, it wasn't necessarily due in the next day so it was up to you to manage your time.

It's because of woolly-headed, liberal hugging, tree leaning, namby pamby, human rights, Euro-loving, dope smoking bums like the posters on this thread that crime runs rife through our country whilst decent citizens who try to do their small part by bringing subhuman scum to book get ridiculed.

I got a 2.6% pay rise recently. Happy to get any sort of payrise in this climate but if I had been at equivalent level a couple of years ago I would've been looking at about 10% so a tad annoying overall.

I had a dream about the lovely Holly last night. She was playing a kind of maternal role actually but obviously I still got a bit of it. It was actually rather delightful and moving, tender yet erotic.