If you beat us, which you probably will (which is something of a hollow victory given the cost of putting together the team to do so) you will still trail in our wake in terms of heads to heads against us.
As you will soon be plummeting through the divisions and we will be on our way back up, I suspect you will never ever beat SFC more times than SFC beats you.
Unlucky.
I suppose a couple of league titles 40 years before I was born, when goalposts were jumpers, you could have a pint with Arthur "goalmachine" Ramsbottom or whoever after and be back in time for ma's fish supper and a night at the music hall might make me feel less smug..... but they don't.