Dark Munster

I beat you to it.

http://www.wiziwig.tv/broadcast.php?matchid=281390&part=sports

Sporting Life prediction. Southampton 4 Stoke 0

In fairness Chambers hasn't gone downhill since he left. He's just as mediocre for the Arse as he was with us.

For £6m I'd buy Chambers back, as cover for Clyde.

Yes, but that's compensated by all his assists and goals. Oh ...

Liverpool -3 West ham +3 Sunderland +2 West Brom -2 QPR/Cardiff +3 Newcastle +0 Swansea +0 Spurs +0 I make that 3.5 points better. (Another 0.5 for goal difference )

As was the foul on Long, earlier. But I'm not seething about that. 8-0 helps, of course.

How come they didn't mention how many more assists and goals Bertrand has had in his 8 matches compared to Shaw in all of his matches for the Saints?

Annihileighted.

Yes, but they won 1-0 at Citeh. Still can't figure out how that happened.

This has 0-0 written all over it.

Maybe he meant it's like playing against two teams.

Now who does that remind me of?

Good job nobody told him that Sunderland didn't get 1.

PL: Saints 8 Sunderland 0 4th division: Bury 3 DFCSBs 0 [video=youtube;QYEC4TZsy-Y]

Can a moderator get an infraction? Just curious ...

http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/article/165/9519649/uefa-president-michel-platini-makes-white-card-and-sin-bin-proposal Platini's proposals: 1. The creation of a white card which would be followed by a temporary expulsion - a rest - of 10 minutes on the bench. 2. Five substitutions allowed: two changes at half-time, keeping the possibility of three changes during the course of the game. 3. Abolishment of the current rules that mean a player denying an opponent a clear goalscoring opportunity by committing a foul in the penalty area is typically punished threefold - with a penalty, red card and suspension. Instead: penalty and yellow card if the foul is committed in the penalty area; sending-off and free-kick if the foul is committed outside the penalty area. Actually not completely bad ideas from the old bastard. I do think no. 3 in particular is fairer than what we have now. No. 1 I'm not sure about, and no. 2 I'd replace with 3 outfield subs allowed + one during half time, and in addition 1 goalkeeping sub allowed (at any time).

RB's going to have a field day with that one, methinks.

Hopefully by page 2000.

Don't forget that this US nurse was working in the third world. Texas.

Thanks FF (or can I call you Duncan?) For younger nutjobs born after page 1, Uncle Duncan is the legendary father of this epic thread. Hopefully he'll keep a close eye on things over the next few days as we hurtle towards the much-anticipated page 2000. Please be ready to make the 100,000th post Duncan.