Dark Munster

QPR v Southampton QPR have been relying on their home form because they cannot win a raffle on the road, but they have only taken two points from their last three games at Loftus Road and I do not see them ending that poor run on Saturday. Southampton had a strange result last weekend when they lost at home to Swansea because they should have been home and hosed by half-time. Saints know how well they played in that game and they would have won the majority of games in the Premier League playing that way. I think they have got a strong enough mentality to say 'that was just a blip, let's get back on it'. Lawro's prediction: 1-2 John's prediction: A lot of my friends are QPR fans and I would not like to see them miserable. 3-1

I see Liverhampton did a Spurs there: opposition leads, has a player sent off after about an hour, and then they win it in the dying minutes. The only thing missing is Eriksen getting the winner in the 88th ****ing minute.

Now that Saggy has limped away from his latest failure, it got me thinking about QPR. It's possible that under Twitchy and their p****yeque-level of FFP cheating, they could end up saving the DCFSBs. Bear with me as I try to explain. It has been suggested that if QPR get relegated, due to FFP violations the football league won't take them, and they'll go straight down to the football conference, do not pass GO, do not collect £200. If this were to happen, then the Championship would probably have one fewer relegated team for that season, to keep the numbers the same. Ditto L1 by the cascade effect, and (you can now see where I'm coming from) ditto L2. So if QPR go down, don't laugh too much because their Skate-like behaviour may end up saving the DCFSBs. They've dodged so many bullets so far, it wouldn't surprise me. It'll also convince me that they really have made a pact with the devil.

Wow, lots of posts today. Haven't bothered reading them. Has he signed yet?

I agree. We should wait at least until next week before writing him off.

You mean the Snooze.

I'm not sure about missing training, but he should be made to miss the next 2 or 3 matches.

A centre forward, please.

Another gem from Halo.

We. Need. A. Centre. Forward.

Lol at all the experts here who say he deliberately took out the Swansea player. How the **** do you know that? I don't recall Bertrand telling the ref he intended to skim over the ball and take out the player's leg. If not, maybe you are all mind-readers?

Still time?

Dani Osvaldo

You plan to steal all of their money? That's not very nice after all the great insights they've given us. Without wanting to sound patronising, am I the only one seriously impressed with the quality of the written English of our Dutch friends? They put some of us to natives to shame (and all of the natives 20 miles to the east).

Eriksen scoring a tying own goal in the 88th minute?

Ronald or Erwin?

If you want a big steaming pile of turd, how about this. We finish 4th ... behind Chelsea, Citeh and Man Utd, and Arsenal win the CL, and Spurs/Liverpool win the Europa and steal our CL spot, and we lose Nathan, Morgan, Toby, JRod and Big Vic in the summer to Man Utd/Spurs/Arsenal/Liverpool because they want CL football. Oh, and Spurs win the League Cup, Liverpool the FA Cup, to further rub our noses in it. Hypothetically speaking.

Next time put all your money on Eriksen scoring in the 88th minute.

Yes.

Yes, but after extra time please.

Take away those 88th minute winners and he'd be sacked by now. Anyway, hopefully Chelski will give them a jolly good rogering in the final (after an exhausting extra time), and they pick up a cartload of yellows and reds with it.

How many times has that **** Eriksen scored in the ****ing 88th minute?

I don't know about NickG, but I certainly can't.

If nothing else, he'll be the first Saints' player whose name begins with a Đ.