Dark Munster

More like a constipated turd that won't come out. But point well made.

Wow, that was a lot of work. I'm impressed with your patience and diligence in sorting through the huge pile of turds and ranking all of them. 👏

Anyone nervous about this massive game? Me neither.

Where would you take him? P*rtsm**th?

We've already suffered that with Rueben Half-Wit Selles. I'd prefer a competent manager who looks like a tramp.

No, no, no! It should always be drunk warm.

Some may argue that they are punching above their weight and their natural home is L2.

More like "He's our best player so I'll haul him off at half time."

Yeah there would have to be some like for like rule. Maybe have two subs available, one a specialist batsman and one a specialist bowler. Players 1-7 maybe can be replaced by the batsman, the rest by a bowler.

It’s going to be really nail biting when it gets down to needing 4 from 3.

Yes, but it'll take forever if the manager is out of his depth.

His shot stopping percentage is appallingly bad.

Good shout 😀. He actually might not even make the squad! Just ask Djenepo and Mara for their audacity of creating and scoring a goal against City.

And his reward was for clueless Selles to haul him off at half time. What message does that send? As for the "he was on a yellow so better safe than sorry" bollocks, do we take off every player that has picked up a yellow? Especially the one who was miles better than everyone else. Fine if he was lunging into tackles left, right and centre, with the ref giving him a final warning. But it wasn't even close to being like that.

AArmstrong. His hold up play (and everything else) was non-existent. We were set up to park the bus with Lyanco coming on anyway, so at least Alcaraz with Walcott would've been a threat on breakaways.

I don't understand why cricket doesn't allow subs for injured players who aren't able to come back. It wouldn't have made a difference today, but it does make the sport rather amateurish.

Yes we needed to strengthen the defence, but Alcaraz isn't a dirty player, lunging in all the time and on his final warning from the ref. It wouldn't have been a huge risk to keep him on.

I wouldn't. AA offered f*ck all in the first half, and f*ck all until he was belatedly subbed in the second. Taking off our best player at half time instead of that waste of space was a moronic move by Selles.

Yes, it was madness to take off Alcaraz at HT. I can see the logic in taking off an attacking player and bringing on Lyanco, but it had to be invisible AArmstrong, not our best player (by a mile), FFS.

So Djenepo and Mara, who created our last goal, are rewarded with being left out of the squad completely. And AArmstrong starts?? Selles knows he won't get the job and so is taking the piss.

No need to be. We’re all but down anyway.

Never heard of him, but I’m glad that wanker is leaving.

Someone offered a million if he can keep us up?