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She doesn't have a negative bone in her body. Would have made an excellent signing. Is all I'm saying... ... she also hates boo-yar-shucks online 'debates' edit: sorry, that's actually her brother. Bloody upload thingy.

with this squad and the fact that we failed to get Messi in the window, I've got to say rock bottom. With Messi we would ave finished top, defo.

whippet

still think we should have signed Messi and my whippet. We were absolutely taken apart by Leicester. Crazy for NC not to get the cheque book out and get some quality in. Our mid-field especially needs strengthening. Very weak, and you can see how easily they are being pushed off the ball. If my whippet was in the mix she wouldn't let the opposition control the game like the present lot do. Oh well. Better prepare ourselves for another stint in league one next season because that's about the level of our current squad. Only 12 points from the first 15 - and those were against some of the weaker sides in this division. Really poor. Lowe out.

... and here it is! ... "Keeping with our policy of secrecy we will only announce our 2011 transfers in the 2012 window. As a result of this, our new players will be required to wear a burka during games so no one knows who they are."

As someone who was put off muff-diving after a terrifying experience - it was as if something had died up there, smelt like a rotting corpus - I would be interested to hear from any ladies out there on this subject. Does your vag get significantly stinkier when you are on heat?

tattoos are for pikey scum who live in caravans.

"Iraq was no threat to us" "Bear defecates in woods" "Pope is a papist" "Ayatollah is a Muhammadan"

Now please note, I am talking smelly not noisy. While foods such as baked beans and sprouts might create a large volume of gas - and hence evacuate the anus under considerable pressure - what I really want to know is what foods make the smelliest farts. I have been going through a Leedamer cheese fetish recently. The farts are succulent and sweet but they are still the sort of fart which the farter will cherish and enjoy being in the presence of. What foods will make even the most ardent fart aficionado want to leave the room?

what do elephants use for tampons? ... sheep.

ta.

certainly does. can you imagine our Nige getting pugilistic with Lambo? would never happen. Nigel is too professional. There must have been something said to kick it off.

you tube clip of dik anio having a mental strop.... anyone?

ahhh! Thanks sweet pea. Haven't snuggled for ages. Am moist just thinking about it.

I'm hungry.

get the nippers on. we need to blood them at some point, when better than when 2 up in the beer cup with half hour to go. come on Nige... get the bambinos on.

are you a cottager?

singing OWTS gets us nowhere. What really drives the lads on is any anti-pompey song. 'specially the one about shooting them and washing one's mouth out.

see here

This is rubbish. Half time against a division four side and we are only 2 up. They should be ashamed of themselves. Lowe out.

it really isn't what? Pompous r-s !

My mum. My whippet. ... Most dumb-rsed thread since my drunken Norwegian killer thread a few weeks ago.

call yourself a Saints fan? It is this sort of defeatist attitude which got us relegated from the Prem in the first place.

nope. dead serious. especially the last two words.