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If he ain't good enough for first team at Chelski maybe we should keep some perspective.

I'll bet you the price of an ST that Chambo is not with us come the window closing

He had six months with us three years ago. Is he any good? Seriously, he might turn out to be another Pullis.

Wow. Talk about a mea culpa. Give it six months and the Sun will be on Sunday too. Probably pick up all the NOTW readership but with half the costs. Shrewd move by the Murdochs. The company is dissolved leaving no one to (pur)sue.

In total? Or just the Chap? If in total that is bloody terrible. one week since they went on sale and only 6,000 sold? That is really, really, really carp.

people should only ever kneel in Chapel. except during the hymns. Then you can stand.

It seems that there always has to be one despised member of the squad these days. Sort of routine now at Saints - maybe other clubs too. A kind of scape goat, one to blame and hate. One to bully - just like in the playground, there is always one who is picked on. Personally, I hate the very idea of booing our players, no matter how bad a game they have had. It is unsporting, unhelpful and frankly darn right rude. Short of a player openly and explicitly saying they hate the club I see no reason to ever embark on such vicious nastiness to any of our players.

Benefits cheat.

do you know him?

out of interest, why the bad feeling against Puncheon?

Not sure scientists ever said the Earth was flat. Think that was more a religious thing, a bit like the Earth being the center of the universe. Incidentally, to a two dimensional being the Earth is flat. Also, given recent discoveries in the realm of cosmology, it appears that far from bodies in the universe slowing their rate of expansion they are actually speeding up and expanding (into what we do not know). Therefore trying to apply standard Euclidean geometry to the Universe will indeed result in the curious case that the statement 'the Earth is at the center of the universe' is not able to be proven incorrect. Think 'what is infinity plus one?' Answer: 'infinity'.

Exactly! Examples: "Down on the esplanade there is an ice-cream van selling the same ice-creams all year round. One day the owner of the van was chatting with the beach lifeguard and he discovered that the more ice-creams he sold the more people were reported to have drowned. He concluded that ice-cream caused people to drown." errr.... well maybe in the summer more people visit the beach. "in the last 50 years the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere has increased. Also, over the same period, the proportion of the population which is obese has increased. Therefore surely CO2 causes obesity." mmm... maybe as more people bought cars they stopped walking so much. "whenever I am at St Mary's there is a football match on. Therefore, in order for a football match to be played I must be present" "whenever my owner says 'Walkies!' we end up in the pub. Therefore my owner is a **** head and only keeps me to give him an excuse to go for a drink' (ok, so this one might be correct. But she is also great company)

Well said. It never ceases to amaze me how many people have zero understanding of the scientific process. Yet they are surrounded by a technologically advanced world which simply would not exist if not for the tireless objective research by scientists. To many people science is 'just another opinion' - an article of faith. Well no. Scientific knowledge is not just 'opinion'.

Shhhh! Don't be silly! Global warming deniers don't need to know anything about science! So long as they stamp their feet enough and say that it is not happening then it must be true! Like children who put their hands in front of their eyes and say 'Nah nah na nah nah! You can't see me!'

Dune has repeatedly said something so it must nullify the huge peer-reviewed body of evidence compiled by 1000s of climate scientists the world over.

Am thinking of taking up serial killing. Got a few books out the library to get me started. Just got to work out whether I will be a random killer where there is no pattern or whether I should shoot for the kind who targets one specific demographic and leaves calling cards at the scene. And I have yet to decide on a method of choice. Stabbing is going to involve a rather hefty clothing bill as I would have to burn everything after each outing. Too much blood, ya see. I don't have a gun, so shooting is out. I could just bash the victim over the head with a crow bar a few times. Call myself the Crow Bar Killer! Has a good sound to it. But again, if one gets a crow-barring wrong it too could result in a lot of blood. So that leaves either poison or strangulation. Now poisoning is a wee bit too quaint. But strangulation has a nice feel to it. Look the victim in the eye while I squeeze the life out of him or her. And no blood. Yup. Strangulation it is! Yippee! I have a new non-Saints related hobby! The Southern Strangler is on the lose. Be ware.... at least until the pre-season kicks off.

Upon arrival to SMS for the game the players should each deposit their first-born into a 'motivational creche'. If they are caught slacking then Herod goes into the creche and does his thang. That should do the trick.

Shearer.

Is the Ayatollah a Muslim? It all started when the lads that started it up decided to form a limited company to run it!! Talk about delusions of grandeur!

On quiet games so long as you ask nicely the stewards let you in. Otherwise, sorry to be defensive but if yer name ain't down you ain't coming in! Too right - it is a private members club! (shame it can't be a men-only club . There's a good crowd that meet in the Dell bar. Good grub too. Beer's still smeg though.

All those babies which get these UK-funded vaccinations are then not going to die and we will end up having to feed even more mouths later on when they can't grow enough food. Maybe instead of vaccinations we could buy the poor £850 million worth of condoms instead. And send Dune out to teach them how to use them. Nah... 'cause then the 'darkies' wouldn't be getting HIV so there would still be more people not dying for us to feed when their harvests fail. Oh. Wait, have I just been controversial?

We used to have a quiz and other fun things in the Dell bar before the game. Long haired fella, forget his name. Was trying to get into radio. Wonder what he's up to these days. That always made it more fun. Especially the times when we had VIPs give a talk after the game.

How about scantily clad nubile teenage cheer leaders of the B&H Albion variety?

ok, maybe I'm wrong. But wouldn't it require a sophisticated setup akin to what Sky brings along when they film? Surely you would need eyeballs on an editing suite at all times and some kit to cache the feed etc. As far as I am aware when it is just filmed 'in house' there is only one bloke with a camera up in the Kingsland above the half way line.