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Above Pompey and Brighton and I will be happy. But I don't see a sardine's chance in a tapas bar that Bubble-blowing-Ham will end up top.

that would be Russell. Heard of him. This mike chappie is who?

and Owen?

Awesome St Patrik. Good work. But please can you re-edit it without the w@nky music? It is painfully ****.

Are you sure your maths is correct? If we get 7-8m then it was my understanding that not all that is available for incoming players transfer fee. Surely some would be held back to subsidise the higher wages that such players would require?

seriously, who is mike osman?

why not 23 up and 23 down? would that work?

who?

yup. Its a 'wrong side of the Pennines' thing.

its a bloody disaster zone! all their fans are still travelling back and all there is Udders-haters! funny though!

That makes me laugh! They had 27 unbeaten run and could never get their noses in front of us and now they are stuck in league 1 !!! The arrogance of their fans thinking it was their god given right to succeed in L1. Well I guess they have to eat a whole load of humble yorkshire pie now. Well done Posh though. Irrespective of who their manager is, they deserve it.

nope. your tv must be feked.

**** em all. they play with our game as if they were feudal lords. they should swing from lamp posts.

well he looked Chinese to me. sorry if that hurts your feelings. I've never been to that part of the world, and yes, they really all do look the same to me. And don't give me any PC crap. To my eyes, and not ever heard of the chappie since today he looks Chinese. And if I was a Chinese chappie who had never been to Europe then yes, Rooney would look just as ****ing German to me as English. Deal with it.

Absolutely. Like watching Manchester Utd against Totton. Barca owned that game without going out of second gear. Rooney and the Chinese chappie ran their socks off but the rest of them were just plain outclassed.

Ryan Giggs was not even in the game. He needs to take out a Super Injunction against FC Barcelona. He was ****. Serves the adulterer right for wanting to hide behind rich lawyers. **** him. his days in football are over. Terrible non-performance.

Having a tug in the shower is obviously cost-effective and quick to clean up. However, if one is working in an office and is desperate to unload one's balls should one use one's shirt tails to clean up or toilet paper? There are pros and cons of each technique but for me, using toilet paper always leaves bits stuck to one's willy. Then again, using one's shirt tails means the sweet salty scent of fresh cum sticks around. I suppose the ideal method would be to get the roughest bint in the office to suck you dry in the photocopier room, even better if she swallows too. Thoughts?

It may not be as hard as it thinks. What you want to do is cross your arms and stare it down. Look the water straight in the eye and don't flinch. Chances are it is just all bravado and underneath the 'tough' exterior it is actually a wimp.

The new Bombardier Advert is Bang On! Rik Mayall is class. Pure class. Now, where can I buy a pint of this stuff? Stuff Johnny Foreigner, Woof! Bang On!

maybe you're just racialist and prefer only to see the black men. when you go to battersea dogs home do you only see the mongrels too?

I'm not arguing with you. My local here in Brighton - where I will be watching the game tonight - is a staunchly strong Albion pub. Albion legends pictures on the walls, blue an white flags etc. and it really, really ****es me off when all the plastics flock in to watch the tele. And not just Utd - there's a big spurs contingent who haven't been near white heart lane ever. Ditto Liverpool and Arsenal. They also don't use the pub normally, only when their team is on sky. Now, the Albion fans and me sit at the bar and growl at them in solidarity. I hate plastics full stop. That said I also have met plenty of Man Utd ST holders who's families have supported Utd through the generations and all come from Cottonopolis too - and they share my dislike for the plastics, believe me. I would still rather the rest of Europe knows that England is number one for football and see Utd win in Europe than hold some sort of warped bitterness against them just to spite them.

funnily enough I have started to see a lot of nippers wearing barca shirts. I hate seeing local lads here in Brighton wearing Man Utd shirts - I always tell them to go buy an Albion shirt. But if they must wear a 'big' club shirt I would still rather they wear a Man Utd shirt than a shirt from a country they probably can't even place on a map.

I said 'tonight' you mong!

who gives a rats arse about the plastics? It is great for English football if they do win. Personally, I view this as an 'England' game. Yeah, yeah, I know a lot of the players aren't from this Green and Pleasant Land but it is still an English club so I hope they win. End of.

Agreed.