scotty

Perhaps because 10 men with nothing to lose might throw a few attackers forward and chase the game?

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I remember Dune posting something last season about west ham winning the playoff 3rd-place final in normal time, saying he'd just gone down the bookies and put money on it. His quote was "Easy Money". When pressed iirc, it turned out he had placed the grand total of ten whole quid on the result at evens, so lets face it, no wonder he's never on here nowadays. Far too busy frittering away his fortune.

Yes, and look where he is now....

Thank God for that. My 87 year old mother-in-law has finally gone back to her nursing home after staying at our house over Christmas. Its not easy having someone around the place constantly stumbling about, mumbling incoherently under their breath, complaining about anything and everything and even sh*tting themselves. I know I drink too much whenever she's here but I've calmed down now, and hopefully with a bit of stain remover and a boil wash my jeans ought to clean up nicely.

So their next kid will be named "Ampfield".

Thanks a bunch phil, thats me up to 12. I always cook the sunday roast.

Anthony Worrall-Thompson is on Radio 5 live at the moment, talking about cooking Christmas dinners. He started to say that his turkey was free-range, but the transmission cut out after he said "free".

ffs turks, dont even joke, but thats a good spot. Keiron Dyer has to be the most overrated player in history.

9 points for me. Favourite albums, *****es, and Allegro.

+1. In any case, whats wrong with sickipedia, and why assume everyone on here goes on there? A few of the jokes ive posted on this thread are ones I posted on sicki myself, as scotty528.

I cant see that as intentional myself, Williams would be the only person who could say one way or the other. Looks to me like he was trying a last-ditch effort to clear it when the whistle blew, and sliced it into RVP's head. His foot and leg were aiming in another direction altogether from the path the ball ended up on.

Bearsy's favourite, this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYOuGWAKrxY

Apparently its quite common to slip a hand into the young "lady"s panties and find meat and two veg instead of lettuce. And by that stage, the only realistic option is to flip her over.

Q: How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? A: More guns.

All valid points, but its skirting around the real issue; what we really need is to arm the children. If the first thing they were taught was how to use a gun, any one of the poor mites could have shot the gunman. The program could be named "Born with a gun in my hand", every child to be issued with a firearm from birth. Better safe than sorry.

In the wake of the Connecticut massacre, Obama has announced that he may consider a ban on the sale of automatic weapons to the general public, and even to enforce the existing law that firearm shops have to carry out a background check on people buying their guns. At times like these, its crucial that the President is seen to be pretending to do something.

No Australians have died yet.....but there is still time to make prank calls.

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Well, phase one is complete; the sun has risen in the west. Just have to wait for the three days of tsunamis and flooding now, followed by the end of the world. Happy days!!!

Congratulations to Danny. I was going to crack a joke about him delivering a good shot into the box, but that would have been tasteless.

"dead in the morning...........we'll all be dead in the morning.......dead in the moooooorning.....we'll all be dead in the moooorning.." Repeat to fade.

I should f*cking hope not, he's a c*nt.

Turks would find it much easier to come out of the closet if his wardrobe wasn't so FABULOUS!!