scotty

Thanks for the support, wills and smirker. The situation has now escalated somewhat, some utter c*nt called charming/charmain or something just squawked out a pile of dross and couldnt hit a note in tune, when I pointed this out to the spouse its led to a, ahem, situation. At least ive knocked off the job now.

You lot can stop whining. I'm still working, and having to endure the mrs watching the f*cking x factor in the background, with a soupcon of moaning about all the jobs round the house that need doing during the intervals. ffs. Plus the hound is mithering for a walk, and I cant see the wife volunteering to take her. FFS.

I thought he was a close second for Saints player of the match, after Shaw.

I'd need a hell of a lot of beer to suffer merringtons inane drivel.

Turks will take most insults, but I cant see him letting that one pass.

Well I dont smoke these days, but I would like to apply for the post of "Natural Born Drinker".

For "point", read "erection".

Clattenberg was abysmal. Which saints lad was it who had a canary climbing over him bearsy/tokyo style, and got a free kick against us? Like Give it to ron says above, if he performs like that in a manure or citeh game he's going to get crucified afterwards. I thought he was awful throughout.

Peotry. Its peotry, as any Willans and Searle aficionado will confirm. Funny story, btw

Just got my new BBC advent calendar. Every time I open a door, I have to pretend I didnt see Jimmy Savile f*cking a 12 year old.

Probably because of the perceived likelihood of him being brought back here. Lets face it, until a few games ago that looked quite feasible.

Matter of taste, whitey. I prefer them slightly older than me, mrs robinson syndrome I do realise that this policy is not sustainable indefinitely. Any skirt younger than I am just seems like exploitation, not sure why. And the only serious girlfriend I had that was younger, (2 years younger and 2 years living with her,) was an unmitigated disaster. Mrs scotty is 4 years my senior, and thats worked well for 26 years now.

Thats pretty deep thinking for this time of night, smirker. If I wasnt nodding off I'd suggest a new thread on schroedinger and quantum physics, but I just cant be arsed.

...and perhaps Jamie could use one last payday for his pension fund

That would be marvellously ironic.

Yes, it wasnt as bad as the first one I had tbh. 5 minutes of acute discomfort and that was it. They didnt find anything down there, even the hiatus hernia that accounted for the last one seems to have disappeared.

Interesting picture you took there smirker, you want to be careful about those "candid" shots at kids parties that youre obviously so fond of. Look what happened to pete townsend....

I've just had my gastroscopy, and it was one of the most painful and horrifying experiences of my life. After that, I reckon I deserve a treat. So I'm off to Chez Pierre's for a lovely big plate of Foie Gras. Incidentally, in case anyones wondering about the gastroscopy jokes, I did actually have one yesterday, and its not an experience I'm anxious to repeat.

Probably repetitive strain disorder. Struggling to type.

The hospital just phoned to make sure I'd remembered my gastroscopy appointment tomorrow morning. I said "alright, you don't have to ram it down my throat."

No denial though, I note.....

Very good news. JWP has looked real quality, delighted with this. And +1 to the above comments about Luke Shaw, I thought he was excellent in the qpr game and another great prospect.

I know how you feel spudders. I struggle to last 45 seconds nowadays.

Having sex with the wife last night, she sighed and said "can we just stop this? You make it so clinical nowadays." "Dont be ridiculous," I said , consulting my notes. "Its only another 212 thrusts until your orgasm."