scotty

Nobody seems to have noticed that Nigel isnt in the photo either. Further proof that he's about to be sacked, imho.

Thats cheating. Roast spuds deserve much better than that, you might as well buy frozen ones. scotty's roast spud solution: peeled king edwards or maris pipers, boil for 7 minutes while the duck fat or oil/butter heats up nicely in the oven at 200 degrees. Sling them into a sieve and shake them about until the surface is fluffy, straight into the fat, stir them til their coated, sprinkle of salt and cook for 45 minutes until they are crispy. Jobs a good'un.

My wife looked up from her crossword. "What's the currency in Greece?" she asked. "I don't know," I replied. "I haven't watched the news this morning."

The two most influential guitarists of my youth, good spot sandwich.

I'm going for a lucky fag. His name is Giuseppe, I'll be back in ten minutes

lol @ qpr singing "you fat bastard" at gazzaniga, if he was any skinnier he wouldnt be visible

About 200k. I lost the plot to be honest, should have scrapped it right then, but the car was so great to drive that I kept putting it off. Cost me around 9 0r 10k in repair bills. Textbook case of pure idiocy, hands up to that.

Probably Jean-Paul Sartre. With just a dash of Tony Hancock.

The few items I've sold on ebay, I specified cash on collection. No problems. I did ask the buyers to check the items thoroughly, agree that what they were buying was exactly as described on the listing and sign a note to that effect. Depends what size or value of goods you are selling, I suppose. I only ever used paypal once, and will never do so again, they are absolutely appalling. (yes, I know that ebay own them now, but once bitten....)

Good point.

Exactly. Very hypocritical, and utterly pointless. If a particular group of people feel that they are being insulted then its up to them to say so, and if people outside their group agree then its up to them to say so. If a particular group use that perceived insult about themselves, what is anyone else supposed to make of it?

Avoidance by diversion. Make with the camera, and whip yourself up the swf ratings again

How do you mean? Like black guys are ok referring to themselves or each other as n*****s, but its not ok for anyone else to do it? I'm a bit puzzled. If a word is taboo, it doesnt seem to me to make any difference who says it, its still offensive. (Incidentally, I had no idea Baddiel was jewish until I heard that R4 piece, and I couldnt care less either way.)

Everyone here hates you smirker, because we're all jealous about your bird. Simple as that. If you'd just post a few spicy pics of her, you'd be flavour of the month again in no time flat.

Neither could I, who the hell is she?

Yep, a lot of typos creeping in here tonight.

Thats as damning a confession as you're ever likely to make. Hang your head in shame.

Along with the rest of the UK, I can hardly wait. This is right up there with the police commissioners elections; everyone, but everyone wants to take part.

Well if paul merson and steve claridge are in, then I'm out. A bigger pair of tw*ts I've never heard of.

Just announced on the radio that the Hamas leader has been killed by Israeli attacks. RIP Sam Allardyce.

I reported my sexual abuse by Cyril Smith to the police, and they asked whether I would be prepared to testify in court. I flatly refused.

For a few moments I was getting him confused with Richard Digance, who is a genuinely nice bloke. Do they look alike, or am I getting alzheimers?

Thats what everyone thinks, but it isnt the case. I ran a 523 for 7 years, it had 130k on the clock when I bought it and 268k when it died. The thing ran like a dream while it was working, but the head gasket started slowly killing it until it eventually gave up the ghost. In the meantime, you will be stuck with enormous monthly repair bills while it makes up its mind and you do the decent thing by finally driving/towing it to silverlake and putting it out of your misery. That car cost me more in repairs than every other car I've owned, combined.

Finally, somebody talking sense on this thread. Sign him up.