scotty

Looking on the bright side, at least she wont be short of dates when she gets back to school.

^^thats right lads, keep biting.

Christ, I never realised turks was one of the kray gang.

He considers himself irish I believe, because of his irish parents, and most of his writing is based there. (not all of it though, A Fairytale of New York being one notable exception.) Best known for The Ginger Man.

Yep, wasnt it him who scored that last gasp winner? When we stole a 1-0 lead in the first half, massively against the run of play via beattie? And we tried to timewaste with a corner in injury time, radzinski nicked it off us, legged it up the pitch and scored the winner with practically the last kick of the game. I think rooney might have equalised for them.

Christmas cards, I take it you've abandoned your pointless atheist/agnostic stance and signed up to my havent-got-a-clueist movement then And the only decent Irish writer is J P Donleavy.

Hard to tell, his voice is always drowned out by the screams from his swedish girlfriend.

...and as tokyo books online subscriptions to Nuts and Zoo.......

Indeed. And Forrest arrested, the outcome of that will be interesting; has he actually broken any french laws given the age of consent there?

fred west?

I always read tokyos posts in clouseau's sidekick Kato's accent. You fheul.

I cant see us having any joy here. The only thing we usually get at Goodison is hammered.

f*cking hell bletchy, ulysses?? How did you ever plough your way through that pile of irish shlte, must be the most overrated tome in history. And james joyce was a c*nt.

lol

Errm, she can in France. Call me cynical, but I wonder if that might possibly have played some small part in his decision to whisk her away there.

I'm guessing Megan Stammer's "What I did in my holiday" essay is going to be one hell of a read.

I'm not voting on this one. Whoever Nigel thinks is the best option is fine with me.

The BBC have an anti-Saints agenda turks, hadn't you heard?

Bearsy is currently unavailables for comments. He was last seen in Paris, holding hands with a suspiciously young girl called Megans.

Ok class, please remember the first lesson tomorrow morning is Maths.........dont forget your passports....

Last night I suggested to my wife that we try a little role play. "Ok" she said. "What did you have in mind?" "How about you pretend to be a very naughty schoolgirl?" I asked. "oooh, sounds kinky!!! I'll just go upstairs and see if can find the outfit!" "What outfit?" I said. "Can't you just ***** off to France and not come back?"

Oh fawk. Was looking forward to Cork back as an option, thats bad news.

How much money was involved?

Link no longer works. Kiss your cash goodbye....