scotty

I dont suppose they chose which ones to declassify, did they. Any more than they cherrypicked which intelligence to publish/omit in the dodgy dossier either, it was all published whether or not it supported the case for invasion......

what band was that mikey?

+1, thanks for the heads-up

oh sh*t, sorry mate, I'd have been a bit more tactful in the petrol station if I'd realised. You looked good btw, that eyeshadow suits you.

perhaps I should have pointed out more clearly that I was paid for a job with a bad cheque and the rottweiler exchanged it with the reluctant payer for the cash equivalent. I suppose I owe him a favour if thats what you mean, but I havent heard from him since, and it was five years ago.

frankly, no. And trust me, I'm not that fussy but I really wouldnt. (btw, its not you, is it?)

no, its actually quite attracti..........wtf am I saying?? More like a fairly slender dull-librarian type with specs, but with manhands, a man voice and lashings of makeup. And an adams apple. Definite tranny.

that is accurate. My nephew, whos a heavyset body builder and martial arts expert works as a bouncer on friday and saturday nights, hes employed by a local security firm. I once asked him if the firm also did debt recovery, he said I think so, I'll ask the boss, who offered to sort the matter out foc. The bounced cheque was promptly replaced with cash which the boss brought round in person to my place. A nicer looking and more friendly chap I have never met, when I mentioned that to the nephew he laughed and said "he's also the nastiest most vicious c*nt you'll ever meet, why do you think hes in charge of a firm like this, even his staff are scared sh*tless of him"

technically, that is a possibility. on second thoughts, couldnt we just do what we always used to and blame the russians?

Whats her health like? I mean, if we're meant to be coming up with ideas for a gift that she'll cherish til she drops dead, can you make a guess on the timescale?

wrong. Savage is a cu...... on second thoughts, dont bother

update alert filled up the car in sainsburys lordshill this evening, they have recruited a tranny to work the till. Not a pretty sight, be warned.

so would I if skacel hadnt already ruined her.

christ almighty

And with the Americans having deliberately left him in power after the first gulf war, they/we closely monitored what their weapons capability was subsequently. Dont kid yourself, we knew he had no WMD. That was never the real reason for the invasion.

Iraq spent weeks putting together a file on their weapons stock, and the coalition dismissed it out of hand as soon as it was presented. Saddam did not try to suggest he had WMD, for the simple and obvious reason that WMD was the excuse being used for the impending invasion. They did not have them, and if they had we would have known about it as Iraq had been heavily monitored since the first gulf war. We knew more about Iraq's weapons capability than of any other country in the region. The Iraq invasion was carried out because the US wanted to do it for their own reasons. We went along with it because Blair wanted to be seen to be backing them. I am convinced that David Kelly and Robin Cook were absolutely correct when they said that our government were fully aware that Iraq posed us no threat from WMDs as they did not have any.

well thats grossed me out. Nice work mate ps, to get back on topic, BRING BACK STU!!!

nice description of eastleigh, do you work for the Rough Guides or Lonely Planet?

oh, right. theres not much point asking me about something trivial I posted 3 days earlier Deppo, I can barely remember what I had for breakfast today. Just saying

finally, Turks identity revealed. Take a bow, gok wan...

youre a fine one to talk, wtf was that weird pmail you sent me about? Why would I know what your phone number was 30 years ago?

Deppo loves taking the plss.

kingsland corner has its fair share of tw*ts as well, mainly towards the back. And as a matter of fact, they do seem to be mainly gobby teenagers.

Sexuality isnt a case of one or the other, there are two extremes; those who couldnt face having sex with someone of the same sex if they were the two last people on earth, those who couldnt face having sex with someone of the opposite sex if they were the two last people on earth, and everyone else falls somewhere in between those extremes. If you fall roughly in the middle you would be bisexual. If you greatly prefer the opposite sex you are mainly heterosexual, but a surprising number of men that labelled themselves as exclusively heterosexual suddenly realise that they actually arent when they are put in a situation such as prison or an all-male school where there is no opportunity to have sex with women.