scotty

all the world isnt shocked, at least if this forum is anything to go by. All I can see on this thread is 34 posts of plsstaking and gag-cracking, nobody seems particularly astounded.

The Forest Inn at Ashurst is good with dogs, plus you can eat in the bar area where the mutts are allowed. Makes a nice sunday, walk in the forest then into the pub for a cracking roast dinner afterwards. Just been refurbished as well.

I'm sure a few teenagers have shuffled off (fnarr) this mortal coil in that fashion and fwiw, I possess a letter from the late stephen milligan, received shortly before he died w*nking with an orange in his mouth. He didnt mention the impending autoerotic asphyxiation session, sadly, if only I'd known I could of got a bet down.

http://www.masturbationhorror.com/death.shtml and somewhat closer to home; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Milligan That do you, Jonny?

did it take three days?

...and , I assume. hth

you dont have to tell me mate, I lived in warren crescent for 12 long years. That shop in warren avenue was always changing hands, just like the shop in aldermoor road. I think theyve made it a funeral parlour now, which is appropriate

I'm sure thats true, but, errm, so what? Theres loads of porn available too, but how many chinese spend three days w*nking themselves to death?

agrees/w. I reckon Bridgeys on to something here. Once the sandpiper mall is up and running, why not add to the portfolio with a nice convenience store down the Coxford Road end of Warren Avenue?

"Red, White and Screwed"

Those shops in aldermoor road are always changing hands. I never understood why, its such a pleasant area that I cant believe they would get any problems from the local youths.

straight from the horses mouth.

Yes. Yes, you are. But you're not alone

Whatever the club has spent on players, they are by definition players prepared to play in the 3rd division, and however many of those we buy we can only put 11 on the pitch at the same time. Yes, we do have the best squad in the division, but amazingly the other clubs in League 1 are aware of that and will play accordingly.

lofl

[waits for puns]

this is probably the only reason I would voluntarily go to north wales again.

dont know if this is relevant, but I fancied the hell out of vanessa feltz back when she was a chubbster but I lost interest when she lost the excess tonnage

Neither would I. Got to say tho, if I'd been offered a choice between Adam Lallana or AOC staying here, I'd have snapped AL's hand off getting him to sign a 4 year contract.

thats the point. They were told it. And it was pure, unmitigated boll*cks, but they still believed it.

you cynic.

very good post, couple of points tho. I dont think there was a payback motive for the way saddam taunted bush senior. At the end of the first gulf war, they could have easily killed him and nobody would have criticised them for it, after all saddam had at that stage actually invaded a neighbouring state. Bush sr left saddam in place deliberately as a matter of policy, for what reasons I dont know. Secondly, agree wholeheartedly on the "ruthless dictator who has to be got rid of" point, just to add if we or the americans were genuinely interested in that, why did we do precisely f*ck all about mugabe? and third, the point about talking up Iraqs supposed al quaeda involvement, its worth noting that in the run-up to the invasion, a poll for the bbc found that 55% of americans believed that saddam hussein and Iraq were responsible for the 9/11 attacks. Thats more than half the american population believing an obvious and direct lie. Why did they believe that?

How could she stoop so low?

^ (checks bbc news for sudden house fires in southampton area.........)

shouldnt be a problem, like wurzel said if its possible to plug it in either way it ought to work either way.