scotty

I sh*gged the arse off a deaf and blind girl last night. Was so ashamed of myself this morning that I superglued her fingers together so she cant tell anyone.

I was meant to go to Crewe today but I just couldnt be arsed.

looks like this poll has a new leader

Theyre the same 99% that always say they are going to emigrate from the UK if the tories/labour get elected.....funny how the population always seems to stay the same after each general election

Theres a point there. The two main problems with the eurozone one-size-fits-all interest rate at its launch were that for Germany it was way too high because of their tiny growth rate, and for Portugal it was way too low to address their runaway inflation. Now the Germans are somewhat less than happy about bailing out the rest of them, and Portugal is about to go the same way as Greece and Ireland. When/if that particular sh*tstorm hits Spain then its game over imho, I cant see the euro surviving that.

...and for tomorrow's special treat, a Vesta curry!!

if thats a euphemism, I'm with you there

Right on, Kevin Davis never came good again did he. Or are you being sarcy again?

I'm not surprised, all that graffiti he's been knocking up.

nice post

this. blackpool have scored at least twice in 12 prem games from 16 this season.

was it mcgoldrick that hit the bar in injury time?

last time I saw saints/blackpool at st marys we lost one nil and they had 2 or 3 disallowed.

I hardly know you.

I'm happy with that, chuffed its at home.

lol @ that c*nt keane today, with a bit of luck chelskis 2nd string will disembowel them

home.........come on.....blackpool!!

who is the tw*t on 5 live groaning like hes constipated, and who was no 23?

brighton v skates!!

No, have you? Seems very harsh on the face of it, but surely thats a problem for your insurers to deal with? I do remember a story ages back about somebody returning to their car and finding it damaged, with an unsigned note on the windscreen reading "sorry to have dented your car. I am writing this because some people are watching me and I told them I would leave you my name and address ha ha ha"

fight! fight! fight!!!!

lol, stick to grecian 2000 or live with the white.

I havent seen the iceland ads but she looked tasty as all hell in the echo, particularly in that corset. tbh Im twitching just thinking about it

There was a pic of a girl in the echo last week called Lisa Smirks. If thats smirkers bird can I formally register my envy

maybe that where your hair colouring went mate, left behind in the wasteland of space....