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always amuses me to hear phil the greek's views on foreigners, what does he think he is?

where were you Jonny? Brighton?

not entirely true, benjii

...plus, the bloke is the son of immigrants!!

Oh, yeah?????

and a greek one at that.

I'm no expert, but he sounds like a grade-one nutter to me. Everyone knows its the lizards that control everything, surely?

Phil, are you able to swill the beer out there or is it dry? Ive occasionally wondered.

Yep, God forbid that there would ever be any unfounded speculation on this site.

I was told Rickie has been necking the booze. Then again, this is from the same source that assured me Jurgen Klinsmann was going to be Pardews replacement

to be fair, it is Windsday. ....here all week.....

I like the way badger has corrected dune's spelling in his quote. Nice touch, that

"saintsweb admin saves a fiver" shocker!! Steve Grant claims "every little helps".....

I'm trying hard to give a sh*t about the happy couple, but I'm struggling.

I'd be careful to keep him as a mate then, he might soon be coming into money

"Invasion of the Salad-Dodgers 2011", the movie

What annoys me is those idiots who bang on about how page 3 somehow objectifies women. Such nonsense. I say if it wants to flash its tits, let it.

Sorry to put you off your stroke mate, yeh she is a bit of a hound but I guess they werent employing her for her facial beauty

^me too, excellent!!

lofl!! "while youre turning the lights off, why dont you turn off the heater...." (copyright Bob Newhart)

technically Jonny, at 49 I'm old enough to be her grandfather, how bad is that and its doing my head in now trying to remember her name... http://www.nataliejay.freeuk.com/stats.html

what might you be seduced by?

when I was but a callow youth they made a huge song and dance about a young girl who was heading towards her 16th birthday and was going topless on page 3 on that day. I cant for the life of me remember her name, but they must have run that story for months.

come the revolution, comrade.......

Brian Sewell, the well-known prize tw*t. I liked the bit where some caller was bleating on about how its all ok, nobody moans about topless women on the beach in tenerife etc etc, then someone else asks him "what if it was your wife or daughter on page 3 then?" The bloke went dead quiet and nicky campbell just laughed