scotty

I thought you used the old condom suppository trick.

odd that he hadnt eaten in 2 days but could afford a ticket for the game, I suppose its a question of priorities

we're coming from behind more often than julian clary, chuffed to bits with that win, up to the playoffs after dagenham??

just in from the shop, f*cking get in!!! stitch that ince

the one amongst many that has irritated me beyond endurance lately is the number of people in a pub or restaurant saying to the waiter/barman "can I get" a beer, starter, etc... those f*cking american tv series have a lot to answer for.

its worth bearing in mind the case that lead to us abolishing the death penalty. These things cant be undone.

where would they get their money then? Oh, hang on..............

its a bird thing, my wife never knows whether or not her cars locked, if I have to move it in the morning its pot luck as to whether the remote thingy opens it or locks it. Usually locks it.

...or it will just be a source of endless expectation and eager hope followed by inevitable disappointment and despair......

they stock Pelforth!!! Thats a trip to calais saved, good spot saint bert

I still dont see whats wrong with the good old-fashioned spoon and pusher.

there was a letter in Viz from somebody who had observed some contestant from big brother eating an airline meal while wielding his knife and fork chimp-style. The contestant's mother wrote in to the next issue to moan about her son being stared at hahahaaa, oh the delicious irony

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lol, not for Baj its not.

noodles had probably just been. Fate, why do you mock us

why are you yawning, you could start a more interesting thread yourself now if you felt like it

I am in there most weeks, and have suggested before that the Concorde ought to charge for "turning" rights, they could make a few quid. Barrier by the out lane, token from the reception desk.....

quality work

Interesting point. Have you considered f*cking off?

hmmmm....its different.......but its not a turkey

out of interest, how many Saints supporters post on the p*rtsm**th websites? I honestly cant understand what these skate tw*ts are doing on here, is it a masochistic thing, do they enjoy being abused?

the butcher shop, terminus terrace. You dont need to go anywhere else for your meat [cue finbarr saunders] and they have an online ordering system, deliveries only to central soton tho. Very good quality and reasonably priced. ^and to add to Benjis post, thats Uptons, also good but kind of pricey

I'm assuming somebody has already said "we will walk this tournament"

What did you do to get banned in the first place? If you're still barred after a year I guess the site owners must have thought it pretty serious, but a years a long time to harbour a grudge.