scotty

aha, another bite, thats what they wanted you to think mate......politicians always overblow the catastrophic doomladen scenario that they are about to unleash on us, then when they tell us what they are actually going to do it doesnt seem so bad after all. Chapter 5, Sir Humphrey Appleby's pocket guide to politics volume 1.

he'd probably miss.

walked in to the kitchen this morning, the wife was at the cooker doing soft boiled eggs for breakfast as usual, wearing just her shortie nightdress. I said good morning, she turns round, throws her arms round me and says "lets do it, right here right now", so we went at it on the kitchen table. Afterwards I said "christ, you must have been feeling horny", she said "actually no, but the egg-timers broken"

satay? (from the broadcast, I mean)

dunes flying again

lol, then theres the 2 whales that spot a ship, one says "I recognise them, they harpooned my dad. Heres the plan; we glide under the boat and blow like hell through our blowholes and capsize them. Then when the sailors abandon the ship we're going to eat the bastards one by one." The other one shakes his head and says "no way. I dont mind doing the blowjob but I'm not swallowing the seamen"

the times certainly was the first, and it is a murdoch title.

^ dribble from the mouth, I mean

....that pout........ (dribble...)

Aaaaah, yes. I stand corrected, not much of an expert on any music after 1979 and this- http://newsarse.com/2010/10/15/gays-in-us-military-to-be-allowed-to-drop-massive-hints/

no, the tw*t from take that, the little wimpy one. Didnt he come out a while back?

a little off topic I know, but did anybody else feel like punching the sh*t out of gareth gates when he came out? Not because hes gay, just because hes a tosser

look at the OP, the thread is about boycotting the S*n, and quite right too. And like redondo saint and millbrook I notice that the people criticising the ban have conveniently missed the fact that the murdoch press have become the first (I think) of the dailies to put up a paywall around their online content. Sauce for the goose etc

I suspect that more posters on here would prefer to watch Sue in action with her friends than Mr X with his. Other than that I dont see any difference either.

lol, nice one

I dont think thats what labour have in mind. Come election time he will be out the door before the traps open to make way for somebody who has a chance at it, at the moment they dont have anybody credible. In the meantime he is just a make-weight.

I must have been listening to a different PMQs then, the one I heard was of ed miliband getting a proper reaming.

I only heard it on the radio, but he did come across very badly indeed imho. Not jutht the lithp, but that godawful glottal stop and the stuttering. Although he attacked a reasonable target on the child benefits affecting single parents unfairly, it was such an open goal that he ought to have come out of that better, plus he just sounded such a prat that it didnt really work. I cant see him lasting long myself.

that may or may not be the case, but he's posted some utter bs in the past.

lmao!!

this thread jogs my failing memory, first car I ever bought was a capri (I know, I know,) and the starter motor kept jamming. You would have to lump it with a hammer or put it in gear and rock the car to unjam it. Five f*cking times this happens and every time, in three different garages, the mechanic says "no need to replace it, I'll take it apart, clean itand put it back, that will fix it." Thats a tenner every time, and every time it stopped working again after a few weeks. It finally happened while I was out on a job miles from anywhere, but I was parked next to a small garage so I went in and asked the guy to fix it while I did a job next door. He says "ok, I'll take it apart..."etc, I said no, can you get a new starter motor? He looks at me like I'm from outer space and says "well, if thats what you want I suppose I could do it that way", I said fine, I'll be back after lunch. I get back and he shows me the old motor and says "you were right, the spindle was bent on the old one, lucky we put a new one in". I thought thank christ, and asked him how much I owed him, he says "that will be £18 please." ffs

Daddy started out in San Francisco, Tootin' on his trumpet loud and mean, Suddenly a voice said, "Go forth Daddy, Spread the picture on a wider screen." And the voice said, "Brother, there's a million pigeons Ready to be hooked on new religions. Hit the road, Daddy, leave your common-law wife. Spread the religion of The Rhythm Of Life." And The Rhythm Of Life is a powerful beat, Puts a tingle in your fingers and a tingle in your feet, Rhythm in your bedroom, Rhythm in the street, Yes, The Rhythm Of Life is a powerful beat, To feel The Rhythm Of Life, To feel the powerful beat, To feel the tingle in your fingers, To feel the tingle in your feet, Daddy, spread the gospel in Milwaukee, Took his walkie talkie to Rocky Ridge, Blew his way to Canton, then to Scranton, Till he landed under the Manhattan Bridge. Daddy was the new sensation, got himself a congregation, Built up quite an operation down below.

thank your lucky stars you arent japanese then, your relatives would just turn up the airconditioners and keep claiming your pension. Allegedly.....