scotty

if youve got that to put up with I hope shes good between the sheets.

Aha, that'll be it then. Grazie

I heard he carries a doner card. Nothing to do with his kidneys but to get a discount in the kebabberie.

christ, is that fake?

anybody here work at the docks? I was working on one of the cruise ships today and wondered if security had been stepped up for some reason. They were getting peoples shoes and belts off for scanning, which is unusual in my experience, its usually just put your hand luggage, mobile and keys through.

this is political correctness gone mad.

I'm not so sure. Havent we had a couple of liverpool loanees before that did well for us?

sloppy seconds on one of turkish's slags is probably the best offer smirkers had this year

get off the fence

lol, no worries there mate, he was flaming

What was the split? 49% to 51%? A union recommendation would have to account for at least 2% of the vote, surely. I havent heard anybody else dispute thus far the proposition that Ed won because of the union vote, not even himself.

THis is something else I dont follow in the EM triumph, because benji is right: it oughtnt to matter, but it does. The points against him are that a: he hath a thpeech impediment, b: he looks very dark-skinned, almost Indian, (which most certainly shouldn't mean anything but sadly, in this country, it will at the polls ,) c: wouldn't have won the contest without the union vote, and d: has a brother with more political clout, credibility and experience than he does. In short, the tabloids and satirists will make mincemeat of him, the anti-immigration crowd in the labour camp will hate him, (and dont ever think there arent plenty of them,) and everyone will believe, probably correctly, that he is in the pocket of the unions. I just cannot view him as electable.

My wife once announced to the decorator that she liked the idea of "a dildo rail" in our front room instead of a picture rail

Separate. And there are three 'l's in libellous...........

we can laugh at him, and I certainly have, but what if he was right all along about the lizards we'll feel like such fools

shes trying to tell you something

..and the c*nt is correct, for once.....

it has got f*cking cold, and my thermostat has switched on the heating. I'm wondering if its not just the sudden change that makes it feel worse than it actually is tho.

I honestly dont understand the ed miliband win, unless he's just the sacrificial lamb sent to the slaughter of the next election. I'm sure he's a lovely man, very well-meaning etc etc, but have you ever heard such a meaningless stream of cliches and platitudes in a single speech as he spouted yesterday? I mean I realise he's a politician and it goes with the territory, but they usually find something to actually say.

easy to say when you arent the one that'll get stuck with the bill.

we elected thatcher. Twice.

...and thats how fortunes are made or lost, boys and girls.........

now there is a point worth noting. The same people on here that moaned blue murder about godfather cortese charging for pics at the ground and said the murdoch press were right to whinge about it seem to have let this one slip under their radar. The Times and FT have put up a paywall around their content, but apparently thats ok.......

I bet you got moist when you typed that

go on, tell us.........