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bloke on his deathbed, admits to his soon to be widow that he sh*gged her sister. I know, she says, why do you think I poisoned you....

Brass Eye is not racist. It mocks and satirises racism and racists, (along with a whole bunch of other stuff,) but it is not racist.

ffs smirker, have some decency, I havent had my tea yet

If someone had a bit of banter with you and you replied "is it because I is black", would you expect an infraction for racism? Personally I would have thought that hypo's pointing out the source of the quote and the intended humour inherent in it ought to have been enough for the mods to rescind it. And it is a funny quote.

I dont. gfr

Oh yes baby

yechh, that is gross

I simply copied and pasted Turk's repeated mantra from above, complete with errata, (such as 'apparantly',) in order to take the p*ss, with only a couple af alterations to fit the fact that I haven't actually been banned. Yet... And I reckon a point for each post with three or more spelling mistakes in it. HTH

morphine is produced legally, and the NHS use loads of that. Heroin is simply a refined and concentrated version of morphine, ergo we should be able to source it in exactly the same way. and I agree with those saying it should be legalised, with the proviso that it should be freely available to registered addicts. I would rather an addict trotted into a clinic for his daily requirement and took it under medical supervision, with the possibility that trained staff might be able to help him stop his usage, than that he goes out and mugs/robs someone for it. The high cost of heroin is almost entirely due to its prohibition, and why some people seem to think that the immutable laws of free market economics in a capitalist society uniquely dont apply to the trade in prohibited drugs is quite beyond me.

he doesnt have to admit it, we all know it already* * I hope that didn't offend you, i dont want to upset people and get more infraction points as apparantly this might be considered offensive

I'm going to report you for reporting him for that.

Spot. On.

personally, I find poor spelling offensive. Infraction points should be given for each and every error.

Rotherham could use that in their tourist brochures. "We are no worse than Basingstoke"...... ps- * I hope that didn't offend you, i dont want to upset people and get infraction points as apparantly this might be considered offensive

p*sstaking?

I havent noticed any hatred, just a few people saying he isnt much of a pundit. Which tbf, he isnt.

Ah, the american argument. Interesting that after that nutter went on a killing spree with a gun in that college the reaction of most americans was that all the students should have been armed, then he'd have done less damage.........ffs, just what we need, a load of hormonal teenagers armed to the teeth, that'll sort the problem. And while it is true that killing somebody with a gun is the fault of the person pulling the trigger, it is equally true that the ready availability of a firearm makes it a great deal quicker and easier to kill somebody, hence the massive disparity between the per capita murder rate in the states and the per capita murder rate here.

I'm just telling you what the preston guy said. I would love to keep him here, I thought he was terrific during his first loan spell and he seems to be doing the job again now. Will be gutted if we dont get him on a permanent.

lol, thank you Mr Saunders

more information please

now thats an interesting point. A mate of mine, fellow saints fan, deals in my trade with people all over the country including one guy at preston, when my mate spoke with him after the Chaplow loan deal the preston bloke said "youre welcome to him, he can only move or pass sideways, we call him The Crab"

apparently so, lets keep our fingers crossed.

so is Chaplow, but I'm still hoping we can keep him

do they have an instalment plan for season tickets?

how many lottery winners said that before striking paydirt I wonder and in any case, I wouldnt spend too much time planning for life after the lottery jackpot. Just saying