saintbletch

The host of that show used to wear my old pyjamas. True story. Sent from my GT-I9100 using Tapatalk

That's right Toke. You youngsters invented drugs you know. Before you and your disco buscuits, we had nothing but band leaders and Ovaltine. I had a close friend just after the great war who got twisted plimsoll on Ovaltine. We think that it had been cut with some Horlicks. He was never the same.

Welcome (back) Spudders. I agree with the spirit of your "Like protest", but ****ting in your forum-pants and then smearing fecal matter over the walls of the Site Suggestions forum isn't the way to go. I prefer to try and change the system from within. It's clear that The Man isn't going to do anything all the time that he can bank subscriptions and eat curry 7 x 52. What we have to do Spudders, is either assemble a crack team of PHP hackers that can implement our own like button, or we mount a campaign of civil disobedience. As Ghandi once said "Yes Mr Grant sir, so that's owan Kin Praw Madras, an' owan pint of Cobra". And on his day off he also said "Civil disobedience becomes a sacred duty when the State becomes lawless and corrupt" Pretty profound for a Winchester curry house owner I'm sure you'll agree. But the lowly station of the orator doesn't stop it from being right Spudders. So as an Army of Muppets we must go out into the main board and the lounge, armed with ridiculous images that symbolise "Like" and "Dislike", and we must show our love for our fellow posters. Toke has shown the way with his brassiere of bonhomie. So I propose that we compile a list of 20+ large and obtrusive images that convey the "like" message. Then, just as Ghandi directed, we should go out into TSW, and when we see a post we rate, we quote the post and paste ALL 20+ large and obtrusive images. We should also attempt to create a list of 20+ large and obtrusive images that convey "dislike" too. Just in case Dune comes back and for when Alpine posts after a match day defeat. It will share the love, not break any rules, but make the forum close to unreadable. The Man will be left to disconsolately chase his last prawn around the plate, look at his empty Cobra glass and think to himself "If I could only implement a like function instead...." After all, as Ghandi said "There is a higher court than the courts of justice and that is the court of conscience. It supersedes all other courts. Is that eat in or takeaway?" So we need to collect images that convey "Like" and "Dislike". Any ideas?

Whoa Toke! Why the anger with the bletch? Blue on blue. Friendly fire. We're on the same side. United we stand, and all that. And as for getting round the swear filter, anybody can change the font in the middle of swear word Toke. It's not big, and it's not clever. In fact it's easy, you frottaging, Fuckwit. OK, that wasn't my best effort. In fact it has made me look like a kidnapper creating a ransom note. I've obviously got a bit of nuancing to do, but I think I've proved the principle. P.S. I'm not a dickhead. P.P.S. See what I did there? P.P.P.S. Notice how "Spudders" didn't answer the question about being Dune?

Not according to the Seventh Day Amphibianists, SNSUN. This is how it went down: Which, as sussexsaint points out, explains successfully how we still have carp today. And just as with the humble Donkey which is forever marked with a cross on its back to celebrate its biblical role, so carps to this day still bear a resemblance to some of the animals they ferried to safety:

A damn fine series Ron. But if anyone ever made it all the way to the end of season two, they'd end up mentally deranged and probably spend their days posting nonsense on an online football forum. Incidentally, I was living in Australia when Twin Peaks came out and the morning DJ that I used to listen to on my way to work used "She's dead, wrapped in plastic" as a jingle. He'd play it 50-60 times every morning. Can't hear it now without grinning broadly. I'd also give a shout to Sopranos. Never watched it first time round, but have just about finished all 6+ series since the summer. It's a stunning piece of entertainment.

Parking the parking for a moment, surely there are more serious crimes being committed here "Spudders". Firstly, as you acknowledge, the misspelling of cap park. Secondly, the lack of a capital W at the start of "worst" in the thread title. Thirdly, your apparent name change. I'm sure you used to have the suffix "gun" added to your personal potato predilection proper noun. I assume that there has been some form of campaign to get you to remove the firearm reference. PC gone mad? Fourthly, you have changed your avatar to an anthropomorphic dollop of Mr. Whippy chocolate ice cream. I can't quite remember what your previous avatar was, but I have a hazy and distant feeling that I wouldn't have licked it. Finally, what happened to your one-man campaign to "Stick it to The Man"? I thought you were on TMS hunger strike, limiting yourself to three square posts a day. I'm sure that you'd knocked back your membership to Registered User, and were using your thrice-daily, protest posts to moan about the running of the forum by The Man. So to the point. Are you the poster formally known as Spudgun? Or are you.....Dune? P.S. Toke is a ****. I can write this without offending him, because I know he doesn't have the stamina to read my posts right to the end.

Is this the Turkish equivalent of a car wash Toke? If so, is the man in the foreground with his back to us, about to blow his customer dry?

More questions than answers Toke... Where, if you were a betting man Toke, do you think the standing man is about to thrust the seated man's head? Is that Spudgun seated and angry CB Fry standing? Is Spudgun still concious? Exactly what service did Spudgun ask for when he when into the Turkish bath - "Hello, I'd like the cleanest right eye socket the world has ever seen, please"? What is coil of hosing in the bottom left corner of the snap about to be used for? I've haven't seen so much Burberry "slightly-bent-out-of-shape", since the West Ham Social Club screened a lock-in session of Green Street.

Absolutely hypochondriac. As someone who understands and celebrates technology, the new iPhone 5s processor and co-processor (M7?) give me a silicon stiffy. You pick up an Apple phone and there is something undeniably 'right' about the feel. But the s/w feels (to my mind) about 2 years out of date. And the dragging of their heels over new technology introduction, simply because they "know" they can introduce technology at their own pace and their loyal customers will put up with lesser capabilities, just doesn't suit me. But I can understand that it does for many others. I'd also like to add that I have enormous concerns over the levels of intrusion that Google has/will have into our daily lives.

LOL. Pay the man the money. Genuine LOL. Toke, I don't know how you came by that picture, but I'm glad you did. BTW, it looks like you need a shave. Where are the rest of the pictures in the series? You know, the ones that show you gently sliding your besudded belly on to Turkish's back in preparation for giving him the "5-limbed massage". Check out the fixed stare in Turkish's eye. He's desperately trying to relax and simply enjoy the moment, but he knows what's coming next. BTW, when you see Turkish, tell him that I like his sandals. Jimmy Chew (sic)? Think about it Toke, think about it.

Essruu, it's only fair to warn you that you're running the risk of being accused of being parody of a parody. I thought you used to pop in to these threads on a wind-up, but you do appear to be genuinely concerned about defending Apple now. And I might add, defending Apple from a position of narrow experience of alternatives. Some of the questions you ask above are simply the standard ways of operating in the Google world. I'm going to hand you a large portion of benefit-of-the-doubt-pie, and am assuming that you know this and are therefore on a wind-up. So you've hooked me. If not then you should Google (is there an Apple search engine you could use instead?), Hangouts, Google TV, Google Play Music, Google Play Movies & TV, Chrome, Google Contacts, etc. Some of the things on your list seem to be innovative, seamless, genuinely useful and unique to Apple. Congratulations. Others seem to be the ramblings of the lone man left on the earth who, through ignorance, refuses to go near to the edge for fear of falling off.

#notactualsize #dumbbear

So by my reckoning, you've now bathed with your father in law, and Turkish. Some questions have to be asked and answered. Was your FiL in the same bath with you and Turkish? Who made the most bubbles? Did Turkish wear Burberry speedos? Did your FiL wear anything? (I've read that even granite will wear - if you rub it enough) Rule #1?

Hi Toke. So by implication, you're fine sticking it in the dishwasher?

Have I logged into Plumsnet by mistake?

I know what you've been thinking Muppets... "I want my own post-coital, cock cleansing container, but I also want something that will look effortlessly stylish and contemporary." IKEA to the rescue... Or if recycling is important to you... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RECYCLABLE-PENIS-BEAKERS-UNUSED-/171145946978

You're not the first, and you certainly won't be the last Colinjb, to see my Semolina Howitzer and describe it as "Outstanding". I think The Muppet Show needs a Sexual Euphemisms thread. Hmmm...

Although that was some time ago, nowadays I usually use the terms "fire hose" or "semolina howitzer". I see that the bear has also been shopped on there.

Don't gloat Hatch. We've all been there. Right? BTW you omitted the London Fire Brigade spokesman's sage advice: I've led my life by that aphorism and as a consequence I've never been stuck in my own ring, or anyone else's ring for that matter. Whereas Toke lives in London, has a toaster, knows someone with a ring (FiL) and hasn't posted recently. Just sayin'...

I don't know sussexsaint, but I used to know an American girl who, if you gave her $2, would show you her Grover Cleveland.

Can I save other Muppets the trouble of following Saint in Paradise's link. He's copied all of the relevant text to this thread, and there are no pictures! There isn't even a comments section for you to post your plaintive "Rule 1"s. A Google search for #projectbush does however show that the issue has got one or two muff-munchers moist. http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/the-womens-blog-with-jane-martinson/2013/sep/26/project-bush-pubic-region-photographed-ad-agency

Didn't see this mentioned at the time. http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/sep/22/apple-iphone-fingerprint-scanner-hacked A lesson to us all that biometrics are not as secure as we'd like to think... [video=youtube_share;HM8b8d8kSNQ]

Ker ching.

Yep 50% there. Not sure if this will help...