Deppo

How much have you had to drink tonight?

Ooh...nasty little man!

I'll take this advice on board at the next swingers party. Does it really work?

I am now. Had to shave it off to save money on shampoo. And I didn't like the dirtier members of the parties licking my mullet.

Is it possible to have a bank holiday on a Sunday? I didn't think it was, given that Banks don't open on Sunday!

You should keep that quiet or there'll be all sorts of premiership stars claiming to be cross eyed, the dirty little buggers.

I'm pretty sure I remember Beattie going 6 months wihout scoring once. I think this is the heart of the matter and I'm surprised no-one has picked up on it. I noticed Rickie's eyes just as this season started and they were cross eyed. They weren't like this last year. There's lots of photo's to back this up. I think something has happened to him, maybe a collision of heads or something in training? Has anyone seen or heard any reports of Rickie being in a car crash? I don't think he can see straight anymore and it's affacted not only his ability to hit the target but his confidence when shooting. Is there anyone on here who is cross eyed? Is there anything that can be done about it?

No, like I said, I blame the underground drivers.

I hold the bankers and the London underground drivers equally responsible for the financial mess the world finds itself in. In fact, I probably blame the underground drivers more. Socialist tw*ts.

Ignore him Pancok. DSM has been proven to be a liar and a cheat. He tried to make the London Underground bosses back down by threatening them with legal things, claiming this and that, but after a little checking he has been rumbled. The cheating leftie can't even fabricate a simple story. The way I see it is that 80% of the people in this country are officially Christian, but a tiny fraction, maybe 1% of those people, actually take it seriously and worship. So the question shouldn't be how much extra these lazy train drivers get on Boxing Day, but why aren't they working Christmas day, at normal rates - clearly most of them are not religious (judging by national figures) and given that 75% of London is made up up foreigners, most of these drivers aee cleraly not christian and probably don't have family over here anyway that they would spend christmas day with.

There's obviously a bit more to this than the family are letting on, but yes, it's a shocking thing to do.

These bloomin' jumped up train drivers! How dare they strike and potentially ruin some people getting to a football game. These lot are worse than the students, who think that they should be educated for free! What is wrong with society? Why does everyone think they should get something for nothing?

This thread isn't as good as I was expecting it to be.

It is my brother that is playing your work's do next week. I won't be there, I'm afraid. Can you just post me the tenner?

This is your best ever post, Pancak. Well done. I liked it.

You can email me at deppoandstu@yahoo.com

I'm always the one that gets cum in his hair and swingers parties. I can be on the other side of the room and a hot jet will arc over everybody else and hit me in the right on the back of my mullet.

I can only speak for the gay ones, I'm afraid. Yes.

And the producer said to me... he said, "Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie..." That's Ronnie Corbett.

Just so everyone knows, I also sweat a lot and tell the same jokes. I do, however, use many voices. Although you can't really tell that through this medium.

I wanted to be reinstated to TSW and Baj has been my Fairy Godmother.

Sat around unshaven and in my underpants eating yoghurt and watching On The Buses.

I'd also like to thank Dune for what I believe to be his genuine support, but not Weston Super **** for trying to get me a permanent ban. He is the TSW equivalent of a player thrusting an imaginary card at a referee in an attempt to get a player carded or sent off. Shameful behaviour.

Suede mentioned their gig at The Joiners once. That's about it.

I'd like to thank Turkish for his unprecedented support and hope that maybe one day we can become gym buddies.