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He used to host Grandstand and, more recently, Countdown.

What a surpise that fatty and his dimwit mates were in the middle of it all.

I've heard that dune's missus has been knocking off half of her workplace over the past year anyway.

Baj and stevegrant could set up another site for their racist, hoolie buddies that they are scared of upsetting, then they could get someone with a GSOH to moderate this place for them.

I think it's a little petty and sad, tbh.

So you can bothered to reply about Ponty (after the big fall out) but not about why Kadeem has been banned from the main board, for no reason, for so long? No wonder everyone's jumping ship and the users are leaving. Your problems of the site crashing will solve themselves when no-one is left to read the site (apart from you and Eddie)

Surely you mean idle point scoring?

True. Another problem is posters having multiple usernames and getting away with it.

Can I play? Turtle?

I'd have chosen to get involved with the latter rather than the former though.

For me, it's definitely between the one that played in the home strip in the Saints Web Forum match at SMS and the one that played in the away strip in the Saints Web Forum match at SMS.

I think you should let everyone back. The idiots with their high levels of spastication are good to laugh at. Good to see dune still around.

Martin Cranie, David McGoldrick, Adam Lallana, Jake Thomson, Simon Gillett, Andrew Surman, Leon Best...

Nutshell. Some people amaze me - let's compare the death of a great man with some dickhead smashing a bottle over some blokes head. Way to show respect - hang your head.

Well Done Kelvin!

I have another idea. Fans would not see it as a violation of their human rights when the football is on, so we make the away team play for an extra ten minutes whilst the home fans disperse. The away fans won't notice that the stadium is half empty as they will be too immersed in watching their heroes on the pitch. Then, when the home fans have gone, the ref can blow the whistle and the away fans will then be ready to leave.

I was thinking of a solution to this and I came to the conclusion that it is the sheer numbers of fans leaving at the same time that causes the trouble. Bearing in mind that keeping either set of fans in would be a violation of their human rights, I think I have the perfect solution: the police let one fan out at a time from each section, leaving 20 seconds between each fan. One Saints fan out, then one away fan, then one Saints, then one away, etc. This would also help ease the congestion on the bridge over the railway.

DSM has f*cked off. That's all I know and that's all I care about.

I once saw David Hirst eating a pie in his car outside the dell when he was supposedly 'injured'.

I think all this talk of hanging Barnard is a massive overreaction, which is all I'd expect from this knee-jerking, Daily Mail-readers forum. Being sensible and pragmatic about this, he should be given a custodial sentence of around 3 years and banned from playing professional football for another 2 years once he is out. I think that kind of punishment will teach him the valuable lesson he clearly needs.

Chilean player Jorge "George" Robledo scored the winning goal in the 1952 FA Cup Final for Newcastle against Arsenal. And the year before, he also played for the winning Newcastle team in the FA Cup final against Blackpool, again at Wembley.

Agreed. Thank you for your time and efforts Son of Bob. Enjoy the freedom!

Yeh, right.

The fact remains that the interview proves nothing. You are implying it proves something. I love it when you get like this, CB. You are so brooding and manly and clever.