Deppo

This sounds like a great thing to collect. I might start looking into it myself. If it's not too much of a personal question, how much do you think you've spent on your atlases and where do you get them from?

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I remember when football was about football and beer, not a bloomin' dating agency for the homosexual community. If you're more interested in what other men are wearing than you are in the football, then I suggest you save your money and take a free walk around the common, at night.

I collect infractions from humourless moderators.

Tony Slattery, obviously.

Sorry, but your effort is appalling.

I thought that this was going to be a thread about Tijuana Tim.

I love this one - great idea! Or how about this, to the tune of 'It's Raining Men' by The Weathergirls: It's Guly - oh! Hallelujah! It's Guly - oh! Guly- oh! He's gonna go out He's gonna let himself get The ball into the back of the net! OR THIS, to the tune of 'Relax', by Frankie Goes to Hollywood: Guly! He'll do it! He'll put his boot right through it! Guly! He'll do it! When we want a goal! OR EVEN THIS, to the tune of 'Over The Rainbow' by Judy Garland: Gul-yyyy, Guly Do Prado, score a goal Give us something to sing for Once in a lullaby. Off the subject of Guly, I've also always liked it when we sing that "You're sh*t and you know you are" song - we should do it more often, it's got a great tune.

Me & Julio Down in the Schoolyard Lee Barnard rolled out of the club And they took him to the police station And when Cortese found out he began to shout And he started the investigation It's against the law It was against the law What the Whitehouse saw It was against the law Then Cortese looked down and spit on the ground Everytime his name gets mentioned Then Adkins said 'Oi!' if I get a new boy I'm gonna stick him in the second striker position Well I'm on my way I don't know who we're buying I'm on my way I'm taking my time But I don't know who Goodbye to Papa - back to Fiorentina See Rickie and Guly goal crazy in the six yards See Rickie and Guly goal crazy in the six yards Rickie and Guly go crazy in the six yards.

I'm the river tramp!

As somebody said, they are in every stadium. If you didn't notice the **** at Elland Road, it was you.

Solent said someone close to the club had said we'd signed him. They said they'd ask Adkins but they seemed to forget. Someone text Solent to remind them.

Pulis could add some goal-scoring steel in our midfield, if we need it. Could be worth recalling him and putting him on the bench.

Wonder if Guly is actually our player, then? Rumour has it that saints actually signed him, not just loaned. Will find out in a bit.

Scored today!

Nutshell.

Do you suck his **** when he gets in from work? If not, you aren't doing all of your duties.

Buble, not OldNick. I haven't seen OldNick. I might be gay for him too, so we won't write that off just yet.

I think I might be gay for him.

Firstly, let me just say that I am not gay and that I would come out and say if I was. Where was the concert, OldNick? Did he get anyone on stage and croon at them? Were his fans screaming women, or was it more of a mixed group? What kind of age group were the fans - was this a mix or was it fairly senior?

Silly Barney.

If it's ok for Wolfie Smith, it's ok for me. Power to the people.

I am pretty hot and I have been hacking into the Super Secret Mod Forum on here for years.

Well done everyone! You are all winners in my eyes. And in my mouth.

I don't anyone who doesn't know that.