Deppo

Yep. They all post on here too. I don't think I should tell you who they are, that's up to them.

The EDL are gay.

Answer the question, in what order would you blow them?

No need for personal insults and abuse. I shall not reply to you when you behave like this.

I can imagine you in that office. "You are an idiot for laughing. Granted, the Americans should never have built the towers so high, they were asking for it. I saw it coming, but no-one listened to me"

It's his knee that is injured, not his rotator cuff

How dare you.

Don't lecture me about lecturing you.

No need for personal insults Alpy.

No need for personal insults Alpy.

I didn't get any GCSE's or qualifications at all and I am raking it in. Sometimes I can get a number of trolleys that have been left by cars and bolster my income by £6-10 a day. Not sure many people could say that.

Yes, it is. There may be an objection to Mugabe, but not "black rule". They aren't the same thing.

Four Lions is by far and away the best. Wasn't that impressed with Avatar or Inception. I liked Shutter Island.

My ratings for the interview: Pardew: 8

Which order would you? 1, 4, 3, 2 for me. Which one is Saint Dane?

Agreed. There must be something wrong with our goals yesterday. We are totally useless, underprepared and lacking depth of squad, so I can't believe we scored 4 legitimate goals. I'll get back to you all when I've found something.

For those that can't spot steve grant, I've managed to zoom in on the image of him for you:

Nutshell.

Harlee Dean obviously does not count to this Professor

Only teasing alpy! It is well known that Adam's leg is knackered. Apparently Pardew is waiting to find a midfielder with the same type of legs as Lallana - same size and strength, same feet, same colour etc so that he can transplant the new players leg onto Adams body. I heard that Pardew hadn't seen any videos of Guly and didn't realise he is black, so it's back to square one.

Pardew knew you wouldn't be happy after a 4-0 away win, so he's given you something to moan about. That's the kind of guy he is. Not that you appreciate it.

I think we all know wy Alpy

I love Aubergine!

To the tune of 'Love Shine a Light' by Katrina and the Waves Guly shine a light, in every corner of my heart Let the love light carry, let the love light carry Lite up the magic in every little part Let our love shine a light, in every corner of our hearts Guly shine a light, in every corner of my dreams Let the love light carry, let the love light carry Like the mighty river, flowing from the stream Let our love shine a light, in every corner of my dreams And we're all gonna shine a light together All shine a light to light a way Brother's and sister's, in every little part Let our love shine a light, in every corner of our hearts Guly shine a light, in every corner of the world Let the love light carry, let the love light carry Light up the magic, for every boy and girl Let our love shine a light, in every corner of the world And we're all gonna shine a light together All shine a light to light a way Brother's and sister's, in every little part Let our love shine a light, in every corner of my heart And we're all gonna shine a light together All shine a light to light a way Brother's and sister's, in every little part Let our love shine a light, in every corner of my heart Shine a light, in every corner of my heart

Nutshell