Deppo

Can you rate all of the Sheffield Wednesday players on their performances on Saturday please tartanowl. Rate them each out of 10 and give a short summary of each players performance. Thank you.

Using the NMA as an independent source for your 'facts' makes you look a bit like a thick, neanderthal type.

"Money don't make my world go round, I'm reaching out to a higher ground." Des'ree

Last two lines should read: But it could be worse, you could be a skate: Paying tax at an unfairly decreased rate.

When you walked off the job, was it because they'd run out of biscuits in the biscuit tin?

This has been on Twitter for ages. So much so that it is now a sitcom starring William Shatner.

Proof that Murdoch is a mental megalomaniac: http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/the-staggers/2010/08/legal-case-murdoch-claims-sky

Can we change the banner to 'Opposition FC Web'?

I also think we should play up to it. How about a round of "Oh when the Opposition FC goes marching in" on Saturday?

I think it should be one of the following tunes: Morgan a Feeling - Boston Morgan Words - Extreme Morgan This - Roxy Music Morgan a Woman - Bee Gees Or to the tune of : When the sun shines on the Northam and Saints begin to play, All the boys are up here singin' and the Saints are on their way. [Chorus] I am a Schneider lover, I love him all of the day, I am a Schneider lover, it soothes me watching him play, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay, Ooh arrh, ooh arrh ay (Proper Job! Wanna try some, young 'un? C'mon, young 'un! Get a couple o' pints down 'ee then.)

What's everyone's problem? The Sun are giving us more coverage now than they ever have done.

Thank God this is open again. I needed somewhere to leave this post where nobody would read it in an hour's time.

Empty box-filling solipsist.

Indeed. Anyone notice the that stevegrant gave to a sarcastic post (I think by CB Fry, although don't quote me on that) the other day. Something that is infractionable in others, it seems.

Give over.

Not sure how you can say that Lallana is better than he was through the whole of last season after two games and especially considering Adam hasn't played 90 minutes in either game and also that one of those appearrances was as a substitute in a loss to Plymouth

I wish I'd stayed now and watched the full game.

I also note that Boj and Steve (bizzarely) act like the sun shines out your backside. So no suprise there.

I see your reputation proceeds you

But I don't believe things that I am unsure about. So if I have an opinion, it is because I believe it to be fact. Therefore, it is a fact, otherwise I would be believeing something that is not true, which would be stupid. I only believe the things that are true. FACT. And OPINION.

Oh yes, that's right.....ban the people who dare to speak the truth! You're just jealous because you don't have a "mond" like the OP.

Something is rotten in the state of Switzerland more like! And something is rotten at the club of southampton. And somethign is rotten in the mind of Cortese. The man is single handedly (almost) trying to destroy the reputation of the club through his crazy decisions. I agree with everything that the OP says, apart from the bit where he says NC doesn't like/get on with AP. I think they're working together in order to bring Saints to our knees. Cortese is destabilising the club through media policy, booking fees and removal of payment plans, whilst Pardew refues to tell the players to win games and insists that they stick the the same plan, even when it's not working. I'll probably be dismissed for this theory, but I am beginning to think that ML is a Portsmouth fan who is laughing at us as he and his cronies slowly destroy our club. Still, no-one will listen to me. Hey-ho. I'm off to finish building my anderson shelter and stock up on pulses.

I'm with the OP on this. I, too, have been building a fallout shelter in my cellar. I have enough food stored in there to last for 5 years. I will be on mostly a pulse-based diet, but there is plenty of variety within that particular food type. I also have a shotgun with exactly enough bullets for me and my family, should the worst happen. I have spent the past few years building up these supplies. I buy a few extra of each item every week. This is important because it draws attention if you buy it all in bulk. I fear for the OP, as he will draw the attentions of the secret rulers of the world. This is bad, because they might know that he knows what they are up to. In fact, this post is drawing too much attention. I will now have to move on and change identity. They'll now know who I am. Shame. That fallout shelter was looking good too. I've said too much...

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I speak perfect Arabic from my time living and working in Saudi Arabia. It says: "Falafel, Hummus, Tahini sauce. Table 32."