Deppo

Whisky or brandy. Good luck.

Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Plastic Fang

The bin?

Primal Scream - Give Out But Don't Give Up

Sometimes life throws you a curveball.

Primal Scream - Vanishing Point like a butterfly on a wheel...

Primal Scream - Evil Heat I'm really feeling the Scream at the moment.

You're a big Hale And Pace fan, right?

Primal Scream - Beautiful Future

I googled this with little success.

His half hour comedy show was also good.

Cripes. He hasn't done anything decent since the 'Bad' album anyway. Since then he's been ****. Who could prove purchase history anyway? Stop trying to be more Jackson-than-thou. It's hardly a badge of honour.

Who killed Bambi?

Mongrel - Better Than Heavy

Gay forum?

Dr Snuggles?

Black Lace - Agadoo (A Dub Symphony In Two Parts)

Are you sure he didn't ask for a refund?

Again...:---)

...he said 'no it isn't, you ****'.

Hang on, let me Ask Jeeves...

I tried to PM you but you're not a full member.:---)

Can I get a witness?

Oh, right.

Or if you spend all day every day whinging on an internet forum.