Deppo

Aphex Twin - Windowlicker Repeatedly, whilst masturbating furiously in a pool of my own excretia, wearing a mask of Peter Mandelson's face.

Another 4-0, then.

A fearsome looking beast indeed...

If he had to **** a man, who would it be?

The Big Bang Theory. I rest my case.

Great programme. I dread to think what toss you watch.

Don't tell the cool kids, but Dark Side Of The Moon - Pink Floyd. Also Nowhere by Ride, but I'm always listening to that.

Finally...

You insufferable, illiterate oaf.

I watched A Beautiful Mind last night. And despite thinking Russell Crowe is a ****, I thought it was excellent, and no, I wasn't crying every five minutes towards the end, I just had something in my eye. And it had been a long day...

I found him funny when I was ten.

I like it a lot. Bit disenchanted with that price, though...

Derek Sandy - Welcome To The Isle Of Wight

Derek Sandy - Welcome To The Isle Of Wight

That was a quick ride.

This one that comes in our house looks too vicious. I'd probably come off worst.

We have this problem. Apparently you should spray them with white vinegar. This has not proved possible, so we usually barricade the catflap and keep our cats in at night.

Sorry, I thought this was a thread about Crystal Palace.

People go to see the buildings, they don't actually meet the queen, do they? I'm hoping that in this time of economic struggle people will start to question the role of the monarchy and the inexcusable amount of money that they have by nothing more than birth.

Tbf, I expect nothing less from ITV.

I think it's slowed my whole computer down.

Clough isn't on ITV Player yet. There's just his interview with Don Revie after he lost the Leeds job. Trying to use ITV Player has made me want to kill.

I can't go for that...

I used BBC iplayer a few hours ago...

Ok, buddy!