Deppo

The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Electric Ladyland

You can't polish a swan.

No, he's a swan.

I can't stop coming.

Has anyone told SRS about Saints?

Southampton 'til we fold, Southampton 'til we fold, I know I am I'm sure I am, Southampton 'til we fold...

He seems quite chuffed...

Well, it's certainly turning out to be a memorable day...

The worst possible outcome. I think this will do for us.

Positively Wildean.

My penis.

It's PC gone mad!

My god.

Will Sensus play?

Dogma's more of a cult at the moment, but it will be big, trust me. And trust Dog. All that he asks is you give all your wealth and possessions to him...

How do you know?

Dogma.

Monkfish

And Mark Fry can't believe we didn't go into administration earlier? I have also thought this...

**** this. I'll be glad when Wetherspoons opens.

Cacker.

It's not impossible. I thought we would beat Wednesday, though.

It's raining! I hope Mansell uses wets.

Alphabeat are booked to play just before the game kicks off.

Don't want to be miserable, but we're going bust. Who is going to buy us?