Deppo

Cripes.

Every dog has it's day.

...or should I say Richard Starkey. What a c*****. One minute he's saying how he wouldn't be where he was without his stage name, the next he's telling us not to use it if we should ever have the misfortune to meet him. Listen, pal, the only reason you got famous was because you had the outrageous fortune of being a last minute replacement in the most famous band in history. Your name had nothing to do with it. A f*cking monkey could have drummed for the Beatles. Doublec*nt.

Yes, I did mean a tumble in a haystack.

Fancy a wager?

Looking forward to seeing Barca and Messi after all the hype. I predict 2-2.

Bob Carolgees.

Zoot Woman - Living In A Magazine The La's - The La's

Japan - Exorcising Ghosts

Regular Fries - Accept The Signal

Menswe@r - Nuisance

Cyril.

Getting tasered.

Flowered Up - A Life With Brian

Pacman ko round 9, probably. I can't see Hatton coping with the relentless speed and pressure.

Well, naturally.

There are a lot of better teams than us with dodgy keepers at the mo. There is no way he will start for us next season, but we can't begrudge his inevitable departure. He has also taken a lot of stick from some of our fans in the past but has been a good professional, especially when dealing with the recent upheaval/debacle/fiasco.

They'll ask celebrities about anything nowadays...

Bean.

Lima.:smt117

Go Beavers!

Roy's keen, oh Roy's keen, Roy's keen, oh Roy's keen, We've never seen a keener, window cleaner...

Sorry, Dog, one of your initial questions seems to have been overlooked. No, I haven't seen the new jar man.

You're my role model, St Landrew.

To be fair, he's only been called a c*nt by a pair of c*nts anyway...